Rudy Giuliani New Sandals! $49.98

[Better Midlands]

https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1542690814458994689?t=Y3DsTTIn9hoBBoWvGhAnkw&s=19

[bgmnts]

Okay maybe i've gone mental but would anyone in their right mind pay more than, say, 20 quid for them? Let alone 80 dollars RRP

[dontpaintyourteeth]

Differentiating between shitposts and shit posts on twitter is increasingly difficult

[Alberon]

Reduced to selling crap sandals is one thing, reduced to selling Mad Mike Lindell's sandals is much much worse.

[idunnosomename]

He who dares Rudy, he who dares

[canadagoose]

https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1542690814458994689?t=Y3DsTTIn9hoBBoWvGhAnkw&s=19

When I think of sandals, I think of Rudy Giuliani. Oh no that's scandals isn't it (Ian Hislop looks to camera)

I wonder how the hell this idea came about? Did Mike phone Rudy up and say "hey, I've just had a great idea"? Does Rudy share the profits?

[Dex Sawash]

Was listening to rwnj radio show and heard promo for my pillow bedroom slippers. Promo code rwnj radio would get you a ninety dollar discount on my pillow slippers.

[Bennett Brauer]

https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1542690814458994689?t=Y3DsTTIn9hoBBoWvGhAnkw&s=19

"Retweeted by mook and 2,238 other prisoners"

[Wadded Beef]

[checkoutgirl]

Does Rudy share the profits?

Any sales with the promo code RUDY attached he'd get a small piece of I imagine. Pretty common on t'internet.

[JamesTC]

RUDY

[Fambo Number Mive]

If these were flip-flops it would be even more of a gift for satirists.

[Blumf]

There's at least one satisfied customer:

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

They come in sizes 9-11.

[Mr Farenheit]

I tried watching his YouTube channel once to listen to some jan 6 conspiracy nonsense but the 'good' stuff was constantly interrupted by him trying to sell gold coins.
Everyday he's hustling hustling hustling

[idunnosomename]

A sandal for you Rudy

[Video Game Fan 2000]

imagining America's mayor angrily pounding the desk at a shoe company, insisting that you need the same fonts to sell shoes that you do for fireworks and that he knows about these things better than they do

[elliszeroed]

"Everyone is talking about scandals, so you go an promote sandals?"

Reasonable prices is funny though. I don't know why. It's like the bare minimum.

"Reasonable sandals at great prices? No! We got great sandals at reasonable prices!"

[JesusAndYourBush]

When I saw the thread title I assumed it was parodying another thread called "Rudy Giuliani New Scandal".

[Martin Van Buren Stan]

Shoedy Shoelianni

[Paul Calf]

It's just an image. There's not even a link to the site in the ad.

How do these cunts dress themselves every morning?

[touchingcloth]

We hear them saying: "where'd you get your sandals and necklace?
They look, like you, quite useless
Have you been drinking brew for breakfast?"
RUDY in the sale

[Gurke and Hare]

Reasonable prices is funny though. I don't know why. It's like the bare minimum.

Reminds me of the pub I once went past on the bus that had "Friendly atmosphere!" in it's list of reasons to go in on the outside.


Anyway, these sandals cone with a special power where gentle taps on the back cause the wearer to stagger as if in a force 12 gale.

[touchingcloth]

Can you get cheap good pillow from mysandal.com

[Greg Torso]

Do they sweat cum

[TrenterPercenter]

The pillow thing is incredible.  Just shows the power of viral marketing.  I worked alongside some people on a project a while ago that were looking into how influencers operate in youth marketing.  They had school that had been targeted by some influencers to sell some green tea drink.  It became some kind of cargo cult with swathes of kids all drinking branded "green tea" drinks in the school as some kind of statement of cool.

[touchingcloth]

The pillow thing is incredible.  Just shows the power of viral marketing.  I worked alongside some people on a project a while ago that were looking into how influencers operate in youth marketing.  They had school that had been targeted by some influencers to sell some green tea drink.  It became some kind of cargo cult with swathes of kids all drinking branded "green tea" drinks in the school as some kind of statement of cool.

Do you think it's actually aimed at getting people to buy slippers instead of sandals? There's no way I'm clicking the link anyhow.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

There's at least one satisfied customer:

I always respected George's reaction time there, if nothing else. He should have caught it mid air and wazzed it back at the cunt's head.

[Replies From View]

they're new though

[idunnosomename]

who throws his shoe? honestly!