just been on a date with Howie Mandel

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we went ice skating and he fell over


he is bald


he did the voice off Gizmo in the film "Gremlins".

I don't think we will see each other again.

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he told me that Joe Dante was "a delight" to work with


one of the puppets caught on fire and he burned his hand.


he wouldn't kiss me in the car on the way back.

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I don't think I will see Howie Mandel again.

I told him on the phone while he was doing another Gizmo impression.

"I just can't be with a man who isn't willing to grow."

He made a sad Gizmo noise.

"Also you are a rubbish ice skater"

[Glebe]

I saw him but he wouldn't do a gremlins voice.

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