We Haven't Had A Limerick Thread In Ages

[Jemble Fred]

And we used to have some great ones, but the Search function seems fucky. So, anyway...

There was a young whore from Nantucket,

[Marv Orange]

Who became a communist puppet

[LeboviciAB84]

One day on the bus

[chocky909]

He was covered in pus

[alan nagsworth]

...From zits like beaker's nose (from the Muppets)

[LeboviciAB84]

A young panel-beater from Fife

[Don_Preston]

Who frequently beat his wife

[chocky909]

Took a trip to Ikea

[Don_Preston]

Got a spell of diarrhea

[hands cold, liver warm]

which tragically ended his life

[LeboviciAB84]

A forceful young doctor named Bruce

[Don_Preston]

Who probed an unwilling moose

[hands cold, liver warm]

found to his cost

[chocky909]

That the beast hadn't flossed

[Jemble Fred]

And he'd swallowed a pint of moose juice.

[LeboviciAB84]

A generous grouter from Hitchin

[buttgammon]

Fucked his girlfriend in the kitchen.

[Don_Preston]

Their neighbours looked on

[Murdo]

and on and on and on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaAoTA3t_yk

[Don_Preston]

Then they read an article by Peter Hitchen_^s

[Lookalike Mark Chapman]

There once was a man from Mesopotamia

[chocky909]

Who much more preferred his meat gamier

[LeboviciAB84]

When the chance would arise

[Don_Preston]

To hear his cries

[chocky909]

People flocked there (and I wouldn't blame ya!)

[LeboviciAB84]

A crotchety pimp named Dalziel

[Don_Preston]

Who bought all his ho's a fine meal

[Neil]

Was dismayed when he found

[Don_Preston]

Some crabs on the ground

[Neil]

And john's scratching their knackers with zeal.