What's the bleakest facebook photo you've ever seen?

[weekender]

We're the most dominant species on the planet.  Just look at our achievement, there.

[wherearethespoons]

Does that picture have any comments below? Those bits are usually just as interesting.

[Ginyard]

Does her anus point at 4 O'clock or something?. I mean, how the hell does someone lay something that size and miss the drop zone?.

[wherearethespoons]

It's clearly floating.

[Ginyard]

My laptop screen wouldn't pick sort of detail up. I wonder if she has an uneven floor. Its time to dig my old chaos theory book out and see if I can't predict the trajectory of turds.

[Gradual Decline]

Ladies do sometimes perch on the toilet in rather surprising ways. And really, that next time you try to look hot, flush the toilet line. Silly B3TA sod's. She's obviously photographed her poo for one of those websites.

[wherearethespoons]

I give you the modern British lady;



Might not be safe for work as it contains an actual arse.

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[Ginyard]

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Very bleak. I might have to retreat to bleakest Siberia to saturate myself in the bleak veil of bleak gloom........and have a wank.

[wherearethespoons]

Very bleak. I might have to retreat to bleakest Siberia to saturate myself in the bleak veil of bleak gloom........and have a wank.

Of course, here the arse is better looking than the girl in questions face. Not that that matters, I'm sure she has a cracking personality.

[Ginyard]

There's always a bad walnut in the bag. But when the bag consists of fuckable cheerleaders then its not the end of the world.

[El Unicornio, mang]

I think The Daily Mail printed this horrorshow

[purlieu]

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That is - honestly - one of the scariest faces I've ever seen.

Generally I find the larger the number of photos, the worse they tend to be.

[Hank_Kingsley]

That is - honestly - one of the scariest faces I've ever seen.

Generally I find the larger the number of photos, the worse they tend to be.

Aw. I'm sure she looks rather nice most of the time. Can I have some more pictures please?

[Ginyard]

That is - honestly - one of the scariest faces I've ever seen.

C'mon purlieu, if you had to drill through her to get to sexy Miss JETS on the far right, it'd be worth it, wouldn't it?.

[Small Man Big Horse]

I've just seen two fairly not safe for work pictures of a friend of a friend on facebook.

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I'm not sure what's worse, her need to show off her body to complete strangers (there are plenty of similar ones y'see), or the really poor tattoo's of feathers down her back.

There's one other photo of her too which is pretty bleak:



There's just something about taking a photo of yourself in a mirror that seems quite sad to me. Plus she couldn't even manage a smile for it.

[Fry]

There's just something about taking a photo of yourself in a mirror that seems quite sad to me. Plus she couldn't even manage a smile for it.

God, that is awful! It's even worse when they pose by looking away from the mirror, but of course it looks really contrived and posey because, y'know, they are holding the camera.

[purlieu]

C'mon purlieu, if you had to drill through her to get to sexy Miss JETS on the far right, it'd be worth it, wouldn't it?.

Nah.  Can't say I find any of those girls anything worth drilling through a creature from Evil Dead II.

God, that is awful! It's even worse when they pose by looking away from the mirror, but of course it looks really contrived and posey because, y'know, they are holding the camera.

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Why have you been looking at my Facebook?

[wherearethespoons]

C'mon purlieu, if you had to drill through her to get to sexy Miss JETS on the far right, it'd be worth it, wouldn't it?.

Respect to Miss far right.

And now for something a bit completely different...

[Hank_Kingsley]

That bird tattoo is so horrible, SMBH, it looks like someone done did a poo down her back!

Ahahhahaha.

[alan nagsworth]

There's just something about taking a photo of yourself in a mirror that seems quite sad to me. Plus she couldn't even manage a smile for it.

Fuck me. That's one for the DIY Ghost Photo thread, that is.

[OG Mudbone]

This is a pretty bleak one, right?

But when you know the girl in question and can view this photo in context, the bleakness will swallow you up whole...

Unfortunately, because she's a friend of mine, I can't elaborate further. Sorry.

Surely the photo itself is enough already?

[purlieu]

Is that her brother?

[OG Mudbone]

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[Lee Van Cleef]

There's one other photo of her too which is pretty bleak:



There's just something about taking a photo of yourself in a mirror that seems quite sad to me. Plus she couldn't even manage a smile for it.

I'm worried that she can't afford clothes and clearly has to steal net curtains from the laundrette to make a dress.  She's like HBC in Fight Club.

[actwithoutwords]

Some top quality child care there, taken by a friend during the Notting Hill Carnival.

[Cerys]

Maybe she's a dwarf.

[wherearethespoons]

Okay, this is on a group page that a mate just joined.



I'm not sure whether it means I'm a prude, I'm born in the wrong century or what but the idea of dirty porn star fancy dress depresses me beyond belief.

[Ronnie the Raincoat]

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[The Region Legion]

I'm not sure whether it means I'm a prude, I'm born in the wrong century or what but the idea of dirty porn star fancy dress depresses me beyond belief.

Nah, it's great - I don't go in for it myself of course, and I have limited respect for someone who thinks it's ok just because now a flyer is telling them to do it, but it does mean that people I barely know post up a bunch of half naked pictures on Facebook for me to... enjoy. I'm for them, 100%.

[rudi]

px plz thnx