Invent your own films.

Glebe · November 25, 2008, 01:18:57 AM

...On any topic or whatever. Let's kick things off with two amphibious movie-of-the-week classics:

Clone Army · November 25, 2008, 01:44:06 AM

From the weekender-needs-to-grow-some-balls thread.

Gradual Decline · November 25, 2008, 06:16:22 PM

wherearethespoons · November 25, 2008, 07:59:00 PM

Glebe · December 04, 2008, 09:05:43 PM

1988, Dir: Paulo Ferhoovah

The year is 2012. The post-apocalyptic city of New Michigan is under threat from lawless droves of crims. Critically injured in a shootout, officer Paul Weller opts to undergo Clamptech Corporation's experimental procedure, and Android Police Enforcer is born! The city is in the grip of druglord Vex Gribbler, the man who killed Weller's family and best buddy-but not for long! Now, justice sports pistons and stomps legality into your face! Drugos, perps and muties, beware!

Soundtrack featuring Motley Crues' 'Rough Justice (2012)' available on Polydor Records now on LP, cassette-and Compact Disc!

"Better than Cybord Cop 2-smashing!"-Paul Ross

2000, Dir: Ang Chumpion

Considered the film with which Adrian Brody proved himself as a serious actor, The Penguin Stealer is an evocative and poignant portrayal of a mentally ill man and his obsession with the theivery of the popular South Pole-based flightless bird. One day he meets Suzie, a disturbed girl with a penchant for vole snatching. He agrees to take her to the freezer where he stores his waddling companions, and a strange romance is born. But it is destined to end in tragedy. Roger Ebert called this "The most moving film ever made after Forrest Gump", and The Guardian's Derek Malcolm said "Astonishing. I wept a flood of salty tears into my popcorn."

2009, Dir: Alan Smithee

The Farrelly Brothers may be planning there own Stooges movie, but they've been beaten to the punch by this rather macabre take on the classic trio of stupid bloody idiots! Starring avant-garde composer Phillip Glass as Larry, pub landlord Al Murray as Curly and Phantasm Tall Man Angus Scrimm as Moe, the movie sees the boys employed as butlers to some unspeakable, unseen, shadowy figure. Expect lots of "Hey Moe!" "Oh, a wise guy, uh?" and "Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhtaga!", with a heavy dose of eye-poking, face slapping and human sacrifice on the shores of Innsmouth. Despair, mortals! N'yuk n'yuk n'yuk!