Desolation

[poo]

A bus lurches through traffic.

[poo]

Another bus.

[poo]

Bus.

[poo]

An bus.

[poo]

Feel genuinely low now after this bus stuff.

[mook]

Feel genuinely low now after this bus stuff.

here you go.



have a biscuit, or whatever the fuck they are.

[Hank Venture]

Former bullying victim struggling with anxiety and depression confronts former bully in the shops.

- "Hope you sleep well at night"
- "Who are you?"

[AlanB]

One legged pigeon pecking at a fag end under a sick-caked seat at Bradford bus station on a cold and grey Sunday morning.  You see a poster heralding Now Doubt's latest comeback album - you notice the corner is torn off, and then a squatting wincing man wiping his arse with it.  His liquid faeces is snaking down the pavement towards you.  You'd better move.

>Use PIGEON on FAECES

[BlodwynPig]

An old man checks the timetable at a city centre bus station so that he can catch a bus home to an empty house.

A new winner. A touch of Ligotti there. Fantastic. Karma this guy up please

[BlodwynPig]

An old man does a massive shop at Lidl that takes 3 hours to complete as he needs loads of toilet roll for his invalid and dying wife.

...realises he's left his wallet at home.

...dies at checkout.

...Lidl deliver a solitary toilet roll to widow as a gesture of kindness.

[newbridge]

A man sits in a basement carefully drawing a face on an egg with a permanent marker. "I've messed up the nose, I'll have to start over."

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

A weather forecaster announces that the pollen count for Norfolk and the East Midlands this week is 'Medium'.

[Hank Venture]

A 60 year old geography teacher walks home from work extra slowly, hoping it'll rain a bit so him bringing an umbrella today wouldn't be in vain.

[amnesiac]

A frail Terry Waite sits alone in his drawing room listening to a group of drunk youth hurl homophobic insults at him from outside, he looks longingly at the radiator.

[Cuntbeaks]

An elderly widow, almost insane with loneliness, attempts to strike up a conversation with a young mum and her toddler on a bus. The child tells her that she smells and starts crying. The mother calls her an old cow and alights at the next stop despite it not being hers. The widow takes her own life that night with an assortment of pills leftover from her late husbands ineffective cancer treatment that she couldn't bring herself to throw away.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

A kestrel mistakenly hunts a chip fork.

[Cuntbeaks]

Four English students careen down a busy pedestrian precinct on the first bank holiday of the year. One pisses, one exposes himself and the other two pretend to bugger each other. 

It is 13:25.

[Hank Venture]

A malnourished dog in Skegness is taking a shit on a bleached and ragged copy of ZOO.

[Hank Venture]

An unemployed man is eating bread with pepper on for dinner.

[Hank Venture]

A scottish prostitute votes NO because she's afraid of losing her pension.

[Paisley]

Cleaning blood off a pair of Mary Janes.

[Paisley]

Beating yourself over the head after you discover your collection of children's karate kits has been disturbed.

[Hank Venture]

An 8 year old boy compliments his class sweetheart on her "smashing tits"

[Clatty McCutcheon]

A one-eyed badger watches a gang of truanting schoolkids inhaling the propellent from a can of Lynx Africa in a flooded underpass.  Also, the badger has impetigo.

   

[Hank Venture]

A pensioner pisses himself when he can't find the exit in a shopping centre.

[non capisco]

A normally effusive dog treats a postal worker with total indifference. The owner gives a thin apologetic smile. Nothing has gone right today.

[Thomas]

3am. Streetlight in the window. Nothing to be up for in the morning. A man opens his phone's contact list and selects the only number, 'Babestation'.

[clayhill halls of residen]

It's the last day of school before the summer, a single dad smiles at the single mum he's fancied for the last 4 years, she smiles back...her eyes holding his gaze...imploring him...he does nothing.

[clayhill halls of residen]

Her young daughter having left for university a mum starts stripping the now redundant bed, pulling back the sheets she notices a 6 inch butt plug and a string of anal beads, neither have been cleaned after use.

[clayhill halls of residen]

Upon visiting her young daughter at university a mum starts doing the usual "If you keep it tidy it will stay tidy" routine before launching herself into picking up sticky knickers and fag butts off the floor when she notices a used home pregnancy testing kit sitting upon an appointment letter for a termination, it has tomorrows date on it