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Interior Mind Challenges

Started by dekionplexis, February 16, 2004, 02:20:01 AM

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dekionplexis

And so the interior mind says;

'Why won't you come with me?'

And I say;

I DON'T WANT TO, I'M SCARED

And the interior mind says;

'What, exactly are you scared of?'

And I say;

I'M NOT SURE

And the interior mind says;

'Here, listen to this, it's Amon Tobin's 'Cat People', there, how do you feel?'

A LITTLE BETTER..

Thought so, it usually helps, as do many other things, wouldn't you say so. YES I WOULD. Of course, now relax, let the interior and exterior minds work together, no more...CONFLICT? Yes, good choice of wordage, conflict. NO MORE conflict? Yes, there, do you see.
You see Mike, if may call you Mike? OF COURSE. Well Mike, when we work together, there's little we can not achieve. A bicycle is far more efficient than  A UNICYCLE? Yes, there you go, keep going, you're doing very well.

Things are better when you don't fight me.
BUT..
But what? Why do you resist, don't you see I'm trying to help you?
BUT...
But what? Stop your questions you make my (our) head hurt...
BUT, HOW DO I KNOW I CAN TRUST YOU?
What? Because I'm you silly, and you're me...
BUT, WITHOUT CONFLICT, THERE IS NO CHALLENGE, IF I GIVE IN, IF I LET YOU 'RUN THE SHOW' WHERE DO I STAND? DO I NOT CEASE..
To exist? Don't be stupid, and enough of this gibberish, here, let's concentrate together, and see what happens..
TOGETHER?
Yes, for fuck's sake what do you think I've been talking about!!!!
OK, NO NEED TO SHOUT IT MAKES MY (OUR) + (YOUR) HEAD HURT....

Look, just stop, think, and listen, just listen...
OK....

Ok, think of a ticking clock
OK
It's going backwards, tick, tick, tick,...
YES
Now, it's going forwards...
YES, I SEE...
Now, remove the hands, they float off, leaving just the face,...
YES
Now, tell me, what time is it?
I, WHAT,..I DON'T KNOW...I....ERRR....
Nearly there...
I GET IT, AH, I SEE, YES, VERY CLEVER
Good.
(Silly fucka)

Smackhead Kangaroo

Is anyone else reminded of the extremely shite divine Davaid? He was on Channel 4 late at night.

Vermschneid Mehearties

Almost Alan Bennett-esque.

Someone trap this turgid fucksty to one post, or just be rid of him.

Almost Yearly

Quote from: "Smackhead Kangaroo"Is anyone else reminded of the extremely shite divine Davaid? He was on Channel 4 late at night.
Ooh yeah - he really needed to get a job too didn't he. Him and dekionplexis could work adjacent tills at Tesco and natter between customers. I fully expect he's dead now, mind.



If you click the twat, you'll find his remnants. Why not read the lot. After all, life's too long.

Purple Tentacle

For ages I thought that he was David Walliams.

Divine David, obviously, not plexis.

dekionplexis has never to my knowledge gone "eh-eh-eeeeeeeh!", except possibly when crying and wanking over girls who don't like him.

Raminagrobis

dekionplexis, have you been reading The Third Policeman by Flann O' Brien?

Vermschneid Mehearties

Both your names contain 12 letters, ending in 'is'.

So do you turn into a gibbering irritant at any point? A full moon perhaps?

Raminagrobis

Quote from: "Vermschneid Mehearties"Both your names contain 12 letters, ending in 'is'.

So do tuberculosis, appendicitis and osteoperosis. What can it all mean?

Vermschneid Mehearties

I don't know.

They don't disprove anything though. (Aaaaaaaagh.)

sproggy

Oh dear Deki I am most disappointed.  It would appear you have been rumbled you old spud head.  Not only was it rambling crap, but plagiarised rambling crap.


Quote from: "dekionplexis"It's going backwards, tick, tick, tick,...

Shouldn't that be ...,kcit ,kcit ,kcit?


Stop trying to be clever and lets have some more film review parodies.

Smackhead Kangaroo

OOh Yes lets! We'll make a picnic of it with ginger beer and various meat pates.

I was going for a famous five style post but I'm suddenly put in mind of the picnic rtty and moley have. Aaah yes tasty plasticine morsels. I think they had a whole ham the fuckers.