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Started by Ballad of Ballard Berkley, August 08, 2017, 07:23:47 PM
Quote from: Gwen Taylor on ITV on August 08, 2017, 07:24:40 PMFuck off I thought you were going to say he had a terminal illness.NOT NOEL.
Quote from: Replies From View on August 08, 2017, 07:27:17 PMYeah there are plenty of people who are as imbalanced as Noel but can barely afford to live because of it.Fuck him. Can't feel that sorry for someone so comfortably well-off; sorry. He's not suffering as he has no reason to believe he's not right.
Quote from: Ballad of Ballard Berkley on August 08, 2017, 07:32:47 PMUnlike David Icke, Edmonds doesn't have the support of loads of credulous buffoons who actually believe his bullshit. Everyone thinks he's a laughable nutter. That's rather sad, no?
Quote from: Replies From View on August 08, 2017, 07:36:44 PMNo, it doesn't matter. If he was a hate-figure beyond CaB then I'd have some sympathy but what does he have to feel sorry for himself about? It's not like his reputation is in tatters like Rolf Harris. He's not even a recluse is he? Just a bloke who was on telly and used to be a lot more popular.
Quote from: Phoenix Lazarus on August 08, 2017, 07:42:19 PMMr Blobby was a kind of surrogate and proxy, which Noel could use to maintain stability and rationality in his own identity by investing with all the chaotic side of his own psyche-a kind of big, fat, pink, yellow-spotted Mr Hyde, if you will. With that gone, it was inevitable that Noel would succumb to the madness that he once tried to externalise and displace thus.
QuoteJust before I leave Noel's Winnebago, I spot a typed sheet of paper lying on the kitchenette. I look closer. It contains notes about what the contestants got up to in the hotel last night."It started because of ill health," Noel says. "Everyone was getting colds. I needed to know what was happening."But once the colds cleared up, the daily reports to Noel continued. For example, Noel says, if a pair of amorous contestants are seen leaving the bar together, a production assistant will write down the news and Noel will read about it at breakfast. He probably won't refer to it during the show, he says, but it is important for him to know what's going on. Today's sheet reads, "Tony is very sensitive about your funeral director comment."
QuoteI visit Noel in his Winnebago. It is parked deep within the Endemol complex, near a dried-up river. Inside, it is very luxurious, all cream leather seats. Les Dennis's far smaller and less deluxe Winnebago is parked next to it. Les Dennis is filming a Channel 5 game show called Speculation in another studio."Les Dennis can have the big Winnebago when he gets the ratings we get," Noel says.
Quote from: Ballad of Ballard Berkley on August 08, 2017, 07:32:47 PMI guess you're right, but I do feel quite sorry for him. He's clearly not well. All the money in the world can't cure that.
Quote from: Alberon on August 08, 2017, 07:39:36 PMAnyway, he's too rich to be mad. When you have that amount of money you're officially Eccentric.
Quote from: biggytitbo on August 08, 2017, 08:24:21 PM Where does 'eccentric' end and 'mentally ill' begin?
Quote from: Utter Shit on August 08, 2017, 08:55:23 PMThat mad cancer box turned out to be made by his daughter didn't it?
Quote from: biggytitbo on August 08, 2017, 08:24:21 PMI think its a bit cruel to suggest he's mentally ill, if he is then so are lots of odd people in showbiz. Where does 'eccentric' end and 'mentally ill' begin?
Quote from: marquis_de_sad on August 08, 2017, 09:03:21 PMI always assumed that Noel had the barbed penis of a cat.
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