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Started by Mark Steels Stockbroker, August 06, 2018, 11:21:11 PM
Quote from: LemenTheGent on November 18, 2021, 01:56:30 PMSurprised Gatwick Gangsters hasn't been brought up in this thread yet.Here's the trailer:
Quote from: monkfromhavana on November 20, 2021, 03:27:17 PMIf there was a gangster film where all the parts were portrayed by old snooker players, I'm not sure Willie Thorne would be my first choice. Terry Griffiths would be nailed on for the creepy silent one, who despite his small frame, nobody messes with and who enjoys torturing people from other firms a bit too much.
Quote from: imitationleather on November 23, 2021, 10:27:45 AMKen Doherty is the most gangsterlike snooker player, surely. Would not fuck with that guy.
Quote from: Ron Maels Moustache on November 26, 2021, 11:50:59 PMWho the fuck is "Sally CLACK aka Shampagne" and how is she at the top of the cast list?
QuoteDirector and writer Sally Clack, 42, plays Shampagne, while husband David Manning shot the movie.
Quote from: Big Mclargehuge on November 26, 2021, 10:37:58 PMJust finished Gatwick Gangsters. it is easily the 2nd worst movie I have ever seen in my life. flawed to the point that it somehow manages to go past being "So bad it's good" and ends up just being unwatchably awful. great find!
Quote from: Yussef Dent on November 27, 2021, 07:02:59 AMBilal Zafar showed it tonight on his Bad Film Club Twitch stream which I was still getting back from work to catch it live so I've caught up with it a little bit tonight. I think it's one of those like Neil Breen films where I can only watch them in ten-fifteen minute bursts, they really are that bad to the point the novelty can wear off to the frustrating point of questioning "why the f*** did someone seriously invest time and money into this and it's NOT a joke?"
Quote from: Big Mclargehuge on November 27, 2021, 03:43:24 PMIm working on a youtube video for it now
Quote from: Yussef Dent on November 29, 2021, 01:26:16 AMIs it done yet?! Post it up when/if it is! Great stuff for putting the work in finding out so much about it :)
Quote from: holyzombiejesus on August 07, 2018, 10:44:57 AMLady Godiva is a 2008 British romantic comedy film written and directed by Vicky Jewson. The film, starring Phoebe Thomas, Matthew Chambers, and Natalie Walter, was shot in 2006 but went unreleased for two years. Based on the historic tale of Lady Godiva, it was set in modern-day Oxford.PlotJemima Honey, a teacher, needs to raise funds for her local creative arts centre. To do so, she accepts the challenge of businessmen and love interest Michael Bartle to ride through the streets of Oxford naked.Proud and determined, astride a beautiful white horse, Lady Godiva rides through the medieval streets to protest against the high taxes her husband, Leofric, Earl of Mercia, has levied against the people. Into modern day Oxford where Jemima, an attractive but quirky young school teacher, fierce and independent, sets out to resurrect her dead brother's memory through the Art Factory, the place she has created where kids can forget their troubles and enter the world of their imagination. Where anything is possible.Through a chance encounter, she meets the gorgeous Michael Bartle and is very much taken by his charms until she discovers he is the 'Godiva' man - a notorious play boy who has made his money in the lucrative world of horse breeding and is already involved with the glamorous and famous Veronica. To raise money to keep her precious Art Factory open, Michael convinces her to go on Veronica's TV show to talk about the project and to raise the much needed money to keep it open. She is horribly set up by Veronica and as a result is humiliated on national TV. The final let down comes when Michael, through his own stubborn pride ruins Jemima's chances of having her cause supported personally by Prince William himself. Disappointed and shocked by the way Michael has treated her, she retreats back into her teaching until Veronica turns up and shows her how she can use the publicity to her advantage and get her own back on Michael who has jokingly made a bet that for £100,000, a sum that would assure the Art Factory's future, she wont ride naked through Oxford. The kids from the Art Factory, knowing Jemima's commitment to them, encourage her to be brave and to take up Michael's challenge. Other allies from both her and Michael's world also surprisingly give their support.Jemima rises to the occasion and on May Day morning, traditionally a day of celebration, she takes the ride of her life and continues the Lady Godiva legend by riding naked on a beautiful white horse through the streets of Oxford. In true romantic style, Michael realizing the folly of his ways and how much he loves Jemima and her real values, turns up to declare his love and support for her.
Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on January 20, 2022, 09:19:48 PM"Why don't you get in the water and see what Uncle Jimmy's got for you?""The infamous Jimmy Harris. Are you related to Rolf Savile?""My arsehole's splitting from last night"
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