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What's the most idiotic video that still makes you laugh every time?

Started by madhair60, August 08, 2018, 12:09:33 AM

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Cuellar

Fuck me this comment is making me cry:

QuoteAt no point did you even remotely come close to cutting the pizza into ten slices, let alone eight. The incredibly bizarre technique demonstrated here is nothing more than an idiots guide to cutting a pizza into a catastrophic disaster. The way the inept chef grasped the pizza cutters look about as painful to watch as it is to see holding a sharp object, the inaccurate precision through each slice at an arbitrary angle of 36 degrees and the sheer ugliness of the actual pie itself. The cherry atop this sundae of stupidity is the look shown at the end which is then followed immediately to the promo of the channels logo. At no point would any rational person in their right mind consider this a legitimate guide to cutting a pizza, when even the chef himself, didn't show a close up of the final result.

"Incredibly bizarre technique"
"The inept chef"

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Quote from: Clownbaby on August 08, 2018, 06:20:42 PM
Yaaas I love introducing people to new stuff. Filthy Frank is ma boy, very underrated cause people just think of him as a meme but he's a very funny guy, also fuckin nuts which is a plus.

I'm not a huge fan of his stuff (although Joji has now become a serious artist with some pretty good tracks), but I do enjoy his "rap" listing absurd porn titles, mainly because it looks like he hasn't seen all of them before he did this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG55gZCAo6c

Ferris

Quote from: Cuellar on February 19, 2019, 07:32:36 PM
Fuck me this comment is making me cry:

"Incredibly bizarre technique"
"The inept chef"

"The incredibly bizarre technique demonstrated here is nothing more than an idiots guide to cutting a pizza into a catastrophic disaster."





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The funniest thing to me is finding his profile on this site: https://www.takeachef.com/en-us/chef/michael-neylan

with all the healthy eating stuff, and then scrolling down and seeing his specialty featured.

Kelvin

I'm totally confused. Surely that can't be real, and he's just a parody of cooking channels?

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Spam producers like ehow come up with the video titles and then generate the content afterwards. The process isn't "does a video need to be made where somebody shows you how to cook two pizzas?", it's "what titles will get the most search term coverage". They hire 'experts' like Mike who are usually people who really need a little bit of extra money...

No, it's real when you add everything up.

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Here's another personality from the eHow Food family.  This one comes with a catchphrase as well - see if you can spot it!

How to cut kale stems
How to cut potatoes vertically
How to cut a potato like a chef