"At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth; But like of each thing that in season grows."
Started by pancreas, March 08, 2019, 11:09:30 PM
Quote from: Bennett Brauer on March 09, 2019, 12:04:17 AMAlready every joke in this thread has been done before, and who are you calling a miserable bastard?
Quote from: pancreas on March 09, 2019, 01:34:54 AMIn category theory everything is loads of arrows connecting points. Reversing the arrow gives you a 'co'- version so a limit become a co-limit etc.The lecturer had just introduced ends, justifying why they exist in certain situations. Then she pointed out that there is a dual version of the situation and just reverse the arrows for the justification.'Are you saying that the co-means justify the co-ends?'The fucking geeks couldn't contain themselves. Rolling in the floor. A win for pancreas.
Quote from: bomb_dog on March 09, 2019, 06:26:27 PMGo on then - who's there?
Quote from: Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth on March 09, 2019, 12:44:45 AMWe've all heard of jumping beans, but I've just created fighting olives. It happened when I pitted them against each other.
Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on March 10, 2019, 08:47:06 PMI once knew a physics professor who was given the nickname Higgs... because he thought he was god but the rest of us just though he was a bit of a particle.Please PM me for an explanation on just how hilariously funny the above joke is.
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