Another big upgrade done, thanks Zetetic!
Started by pancreas, March 08, 2019, 11:09:30 PM
Quote from: Special K on March 10, 2019, 10:47:14 PMI've just been made redundant from the skincare cream laboratory. They've given me my E45...
Quote from: jobotic on March 11, 2019, 09:37:18 AMMy wife went on holiday to BournemouthIn Dorset?Yeah, she'd recommend it to anyone.
Quote from: Captain Z on March 14, 2019, 12:32:41 PMAmber Rudd: A lady in my constituency has gone back to the Caribbean country where she was bornJamaica?AR: Yes
Quote from: Chollis on March 14, 2019, 12:43:03 PMI got a job answering other people's phones. It wasn't for me.
Quote from: DrGreggles on March 10, 2019, 06:29:31 PMI made up a joke a while ago, but I'm not sure if I ever posted it on here, so apologies if it's a repeat:I ordered a steak in a native American restaurant the other day.Waiter: "How would you like it cooked?"Me: "Hello. Yes please."
Quote from: Utter Shit on March 14, 2019, 12:44:21 PMYears ago when I still lived at home, we had a problem with our upstairs shower leaking through little cracks where the bath attached to the wall. The guy who came round to fix it said we had two options - either add a glass panel which would prevent water from getting to it, or he could fill in the cracks with Polyfilla-style expanding foam. I asked him which was the better option as I had no idea and, with a big shit-eating grin stretched across his big builder face, he said "foam is temporary, glass is permanent". And that is hands down the funniest joke I have ever heard. I'm sure he'd made the same joke a thousand times before in the same situation, but I don't care. It was brilliant.
Quote from: Captain Z on March 16, 2019, 04:42:27 PMI don't get this.
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