"At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth; But like of each thing that in season grows."
Started by touchingcloth, January 06, 2021, 06:01:50 PM
Quote from: sirhenry on January 08, 2021, 09:45:01 AMSlippers are so called because they slip. A fact I should have realised before taking the bins out, failing to spot the ice on the path and resulting in a fucked-up knee, a load of skin ripped off my arm and a sizeable lump on the back of my head.Bins got emptied though.
Quote from: sirhenry on January 08, 2021, 09:45:01 AMBins got emptied though.
Quote from: Paul Calf on January 08, 2021, 10:00:54 AMIf the fact that you knew that and were rhetorically pretending not to is also an 0bvious thing, I shall fall on my sword.
Quote from: kittens on January 08, 2021, 12:27:16 AMthe word 'hostile' said by an American sounds very similar to, if not exactly the same as, the word 'hostel', which means that the title of the film hostel, about a hostile hostel, may be a pun.
Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on January 08, 2021, 10:18:49 AMOuch, I nearly broke my foot going down the stairs taking the bins out, my foot went to sleep and I ended up not lifting my foot and my toes nearly ended up under my heel.
Quote from: phes on January 10, 2021, 01:28:34 PMOn the subject of steps, last night I ran up the stairs in dim light and realised that trying to take an additional step that isn't there is much more terrifying and dangerous than failing to take the last step, which typically just results in a sharp fall to one's palms and face and likely a broken wrist at worse. I only wish a camera had recorded the cartoon-like contortions to my face and spine as my head and the trunk of my body attempted to shed my arms and legs and plough through a wall
Quote from: JesusAndYourBush on January 10, 2021, 01:16:59 PMI was putting some cans & plastic stuff in the green bin yesterday and there was snow on the driveway, and I was wearing my slippers.You can guess what happened next!I thought of your post and shrugged and continued my journey to the bin and slipped a second later! Luckily I'm unscathed and I can't even see a bruise.
Quote from: sirhenry on January 11, 2021, 06:31:05 PMPractice you must, my young Padawan. In time the art of innocent self-harm you too will master.
Quote from: icehaven on January 15, 2021, 04:59:33 PMThe plastic bags with pictures of hands on by the bakery in Lidl aren't for putting the bakery items in, they're for putting over your hands while using the tongs to pick the items up, and there's paper bags to put them in. The plastic bags hand coverings even have pictures of hands on them. Why did I think that was? Because you use them with your hands? Fucking dunce.
Quote from: touchingcloth on January 15, 2021, 06:22:40 PMAren't they shaped like gloves? They are in the Lidl near me.
Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on January 16, 2021, 01:23:23 PMWhat's the point in the tongs? If you're gloved up surely people can just pick it up?
Quote from: MojoJojo on January 19, 2021, 10:06:33 AMIvana Trump sounds like a spoof Bond girl name like you'd get in Austin Powers. Just fart related instead of sex related.It's only taken me 8 years to realise this. I reckon no one else has mentioned it because it's so obvious and cheap.
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