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Post some terrible recent music

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Butchers Blind

Quote from: Beep Cleep Chimney on October 29, 2021, 07:49:21 PM
This got brought to my attention earlier. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9kLcS8E_uI

The vocals were described as "unique".  That's one for word for it, I suppose.  Jesus fucking Christ.

And it sounds like he starts the song by shouting "MAUREEEEN!!".

That's... something. 

Kankurette

Quote from: Beep Cleep Chimney on October 29, 2021, 07:49:21 PM
This got brought to my attention earlier. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9kLcS8E_uI

The vocals were described as "unique".  That's one for word for it, I suppose.  Jesus fucking Christ.

And it sounds like he starts the song by shouting "MAUREEEEN!!".
One of the comments said he sounded like Patrick Star. Which he does. Or Carlton Palmer if he'd had a stroke.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Has he got an underbite? His lower jaw keeps jutting out, like Beavis.

Twit 2

Quote from: Beep Cleep Chimney on October 29, 2021, 07:49:21 PM
This got brought to my attention earlier. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9kLcS8E_uI

The vocals were described as "unique".  That's one for word for it, I suppose.  Jesus fucking Christ.

And it sounds like he starts the song by shouting "MAUREEEEN!!".

This is a logical progression. First, authentically punk, Eton-educated rich kid Frank Turner copied Billy Bragg's already obnoxious vocal delivery and added an additional layer of sneering affectation. Then this man, who's presumably had some concrete fall on his head, had heard that and decided he could be even worse.

Quote from: Kankurette on October 29, 2021, 11:02:27 PM
One of the comments said he sounded like Patrick Star. Which he does. Or Carlton Palmer if he'd had a stroke.
My immediate thought was that it sounded like one of the Monty Python Gumbys.

idunnosomename

Quote from: Ron Maels Moustache on October 29, 2021, 09:34:01 PM
Far be it from me to defend this busking bell-end, but he's clearly playing with a loop pedal and overdubbing himself live (you can see him stomp in it every time he plays another guitar part)

Something that was pretty cool when KT Tunstall first used one around 20 years ago but horribly passé as it's now the exclusive domain of endless fucking Sheeran clones.

oh ok. i must say i didnt watch anymore than I needed to as to see he had no backing band. still, it's all over a drum track? not a real gig imo

idunnosomename

Quote from: Beep Cleep Chimney on October 29, 2021, 07:49:21 PM
This got brought to my attention earlier. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9kLcS8E_uI

The vocals were described as "unique".  That's one for word for it, I suppose.  Jesus fucking Christ.

And it sounds like he starts the song by shouting "MAUREEEEN!!".


via stephen88 in the guffaw thread

https://youtu.be/UZgOg48JNPM?t=450

looks like bellowing's the answer then

jamiefairlie

Quote from: Beep Cleep Chimney on October 29, 2021, 07:49:21 PM
This got brought to my attention earlier. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9kLcS8E_uI

The vocals were described as "unique".  That's one for word for it, I suppose.  Jesus fucking Christ.

And it sounds like he starts the song by shouting "MAUREEEEN!!".

Reckon he's been doing the hucklebuck a wee bit too much.

Head Gardener


idunnosomename

wish he was getting the pitchfork down from thumbs

bloom

Quote from: King Cold on April 22, 2021, 09:51:27 AMThe Reytons. Terrible:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIgpwvFXKi8&ab_channel=TheReytons

Unfathomably someone decided they needed to (and it doesn't appear to be a joke) make a 30 minute 'documentary' on how this lot came to be so shite: https://youtu.be/7PLwbA8BQ3A

kalowski

Quote from: Beep Cleep Chimney on October 29, 2021, 07:49:21 PMThis got brought to my attention earlier. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9kLcS8E_uI

The vocals were described as "unique".  That's one for word for it, I suppose.  Jesus fucking Christ.

And it sounds like he starts the song by shouting "MAUREEEEN!!".