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Started by SullySullivan85, April 22, 2021, 05:20:34 AM

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Chicory

Christ's fat cock. I spent my entire teens and early 20s comparing myself to extremely pretty young white lads in shit post Britpop bands and thinking I was a wonky also ran in dire need of plastic surgery. Fast forward twenty years and I'm looking at the likes of Sheeran, that Lewis Capaldi creature and now this giant Dominik Diamond balloon taking an absolute swollen bladder's worth of jaundiced piss.

lazyhour

Guys you're killing my vibe. :-(

The guy can't help how he looks. He *can* help his fucking shit music, though, so deserves tons of abuse for that.

Famous Mortimer

Quote from: lazyhour on May 07, 2021, 07:36:04 PM
Guys you're killing my vibe. :-(

The guy can't help how he looks. He *can* help his fucking shit music, though, so deserves tons of abuse for that.
Absolutely. And they can fuck off with their pickled onions in a chippie and all.

Cuellar

Oh christ is all that early 2000s shit guitar band shit now 'retro' enough for young idiots to want to revive it? Please though.

King Cold

Current Steve Lamacq favourites and leaders of the "Nu Madchester" scene...Afflecks Palace (!)

https://youtu.be/H0JeC6EKy7o


TheMonk

Still getting worse with each subsequent release. And what's with the holograms of the Star Wars cantina regulars?
https://youtu.be/gXgf5smLEgQ

Famous Mortimer

Quote from: King Cold on May 12, 2021, 01:05:02 PM
Current Steve Lamacq favourites and leaders of the "Nu Madchester" scene...Afflecks Palace (!)

https://youtu.be/H0JeC6EKy7o


You could have told me this was some elaborate Madchester cosplay and I'd have believed you. The hat, the Spike Island shirt...

non capisco

Quote from: King Cold on May 12, 2021, 01:05:02 PM
Current Steve Lamacq favourites and leaders of the "Nu Madchester" scene...Afflecks Palace (!)

https://youtu.be/H0JeC6EKy7o

Fuckin ell. That's like calling a band 'Camden Market'.

SullySullivan85

Quote from: TheMonk on May 12, 2021, 01:31:56 PM
Still getting worse with each subsequent release. And what's with the holograms of the Star Wars cantina regulars?
https://youtu.be/gXgf5smLEgQ

The Weeknd has to flog his B-sides somewhere, but don't get why he's dressing up as a posh white guy from Exeter. 

SullySullivan85

Quote from: non capisco on May 12, 2021, 03:01:24 PM
Fuckin ell. That's like calling a band 'Camden Market'.

Somewhere out in the world's deep murky badlands is a band called Victoria Coach Station, but even they wouldn't sound like Big Country fronted by Curly Watts.

SteveDave

Quote from: SteveDave on May 07, 2021, 03:25:27 PM
Christ alive



I've just realised he looks like Taron Egerton playing Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards playing Elton John

Pauline Walnuts

May 18, 2021, 02:50:40 PM #72 Last Edit: May 18, 2021, 03:26:27 PM by OnlyRegisteredSoICanRead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Aibk7rlMUo

Eh, Oli, You knah what I' sayin' blud





Actually, this is starting to grow on me...

May 19, 2021, 07:00:33 AM #73 Last Edit: May 19, 2021, 10:21:44 AM by Wayman C. McCreery
It's The Skinner Brothers' ode to football culture!

https://youtu.be/4U_Advk97bc

SteveDave


Kankurette

Quote from: Wayman C. McCreery on May 19, 2021, 07:00:33 AM
It's The Skinner Brothers' ode to football culture!

https://youtu.be/4U_Advk97bc
The least convincing hooligans since Elijah Wood in Green Street. And what's with his voice?

lazyhour

Quote from: Wayman C. McCreery on May 19, 2021, 07:00:33 AM
It's The Skinner Brothers' ode to football culture!

https://youtu.be/4U_Advk97bc

Did an actual lol at his waddle at around 1'07".

jobotic

Watch it son that's West Chelsea Wanderers' top boy.

Kankurette

The ICF have all crapped their pants in terror.

pupshaw

Check it out! They've even got a BlackMan friend at 1:27. How can they even be so cool.

Love that "weekend offender" shirt too!

imitationleather

EDIT: Nah.

EDIT2: Here's a less offensive observation: I am confident I will hear more authentic rock music than that on Eurovision tonight

icehaven

May 22, 2021, 04:39:25 PM #81 Last Edit: May 22, 2021, 04:57:01 PM by icehaven
I can't believe that's from now, it's like something any number of sub-sub-sub-Libertines bands like The Enemy were crapping out in 2005.

Edit: Fascinated by their awfulness I just googled them to find out more and amusingly there's a gang in Red Dead Redemption called The Skinner Brothers too. Not that the band is named after them, I don't think.

Edit 2 :Is this the same band?!
https://www.fredperry.com/subculture/articles/the-skinner-brothers

Edit 3: Yes it is!
https://indiepulsemusic.com/2020/06/22/the-skinner-brothers-away-days/

Well they've changed their...everything.

Brundle-Fly

Quote from: SteveDave on May 21, 2021, 11:50:40 AM
Fuck me that's awful in every way.

I always fucking hated 'casuals'.Four decades on, this video has compounded that unabated hatred, so not entirely awful.

Brundle-Fly


Brundle-Fly

Quote from: non capisco on April 23, 2021, 12:15:43 AM
They look about twelve so the dodgy politics can maybe be written off as the naivete of clueless young wanksnaps and the real villains are the adults that are encouraging them, but fucking hell...this makes 'Puff Puff Give' by Hannah's Field sound like Prince Far I. I refuse to believe anything this thread throws up can be worse than this but I can't wait to find out.

Christ, you've made me guffaw in this thread that I'm a latecomer to.

Thanks. Bo.

imitationleather

Quote from: Brundle-Fly on May 22, 2021, 07:41:59 PM
I always fucking hated 'casuals'.Four decades on, this video has compounded that unabated hatred, so not entirely awful.

They look like they are casuals from a CBBC production.

The Dog

May 22, 2021, 11:16:23 PM #86 Last Edit: May 22, 2021, 11:32:33 PM by The Dog
Quote from: SullySullivan85 on April 22, 2021, 05:20:34 AM
The Lathums. 

Jesus Christ.  Spot the difference.  Landfill indie's not dead!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1mO-TcL_fk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClcwKgxu2wk

Really like this. Suspect you aren't really an expert in music.

Edit: Like the video too.

The Dog

Quote from: sevendaughters on April 22, 2021, 05:06:25 PM
Here's another local band who get to play big festivals doing their anti-working class reggae: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZSx63q8C4

I used to own that exact make of TV, so this brought back a lot happy memories for me.

Kankurette

Quote from: Brundle-Fly on May 22, 2021, 07:41:59 PM
I always fucking hated 'casuals'.Four decades on, this video has compounded that unabated hatred, so not entirely awful.
Same. Pretend casuals are even worse.

steveh

Dublin property magnate Gerard Daly's ecclesiastical-themed cover of Mud's Lonely This Christmas.

Also responsible for the IMDB 2.9 rated Sonny Capone: The Irish Godfather and a recent sex robot gone wrong short film V1200 starring several family members.