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Post some terrible recent music

Started by SullySullivan85, April 22, 2021, 05:20:34 AM

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Chriddof

That sex robot film has the most amazing Youtube description:

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dark  comedy  ,        men     and woman  buying   robots  as  partners ,,,   what could  go.

wrong will go wrong

The Mollusk

Quote from: Kankurette on May 21, 2021, 07:13:28 PMAnd what's with his voice?

Have you heard King Krule? That overhyped drab fucker is at least partially responsible for this vocal style. It's like, post-Kooks, right? Forget the MAD LAD culture of the mid-noughties, and make way for its surly successor - SAD LADS.

Kankurette

Quote from: The Mollusk on May 25, 2021, 02:47:05 PM
Have you heard King Krule? That overhyped drab fucker is at least partially responsible for this vocal style. It's like, post-Kooks, right? Forget the MAD LAD culture of the mid-noughties, and make way for its surly successor - SAD LADS.
No, so I had to google him. Jesus Christ he's terrible. I couldn't get through even a minute of this garbage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvZJI8rerWA

jobotic

God that voice is hideous. The away days twat's is even worse.

Never heard of King Krule so I looked him up. Awful but at least he seems to have more of a background than those obviously put together by a clothes company Skinner cunts.


Isle of Grain in the video too. I like it there.

SullySullivan85

This country.

https://www.officialcharts.com/chart-news/the-lathums-debut-album-how-beautiful-life-can-be-set-for-number-1-on-official-albums-chart__34113/

Spoiler alert
probably much more fun though than the album it's going to knock off, and I say that as a once fundamentalist Manics fan
[close]

SullySullivan85

Spoiler alert
1991-95 era, obviously.
[close]

The Mollusk


JesusAndYourBush

I can't tell if this a joke or for real...

Sarah Brand - Red Dress (Official Music Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sN7kgEw954

sevendaughters

Quote from: JesusAndYourBush on September 29, 2021, 01:16:36 AM
I can't tell if this a joke or for real...

Sarah Brand - Red Dress (Official Music Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sN7kgEw954

written as a deliberate provocation as its performer revealed recently

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: sevendaughters on September 29, 2021, 04:01:43 AM
written as a deliberate provocation as its performer revealed recently

Where did she reveal that?


Pauline Walnuts

The new single by Youth, of Fireman, Blue Pearl and The Verve production fame's new single:

https://soundcloud.com/user-9735333/01-spinning-wheel

Steven88

I don't mind one of his songs but how is Gerry Cinnamon doing an arena tour!?

purlieu

Quote from: Rizla on April 22, 2021, 11:12:29 PM
Think there might be a bit left in this big empty box of David Gray - chuck it in with this stale put-on-the red-light rat-trap male saviour fantasy, now we're cookin!
Christ, it's the first musician ever to have an overt Stereophonics influence.

There are still a fair few British indie records coming out that I like - my favourite album of the year so far is by Desperate Journalist - but I'm sort of amazed that this landfill indie sound has any fans left these days. I suppose that's what happens when you don't listen to Radio 6.

The Mollusk

I wonder if there's any notable link between doing up the top button on your Fred Perry shirt, starving the oxygen to your brain and listening to shite like The Lathums.

chveik

Quote from: Kankurette on May 25, 2021, 03:33:27 PM
No, so I had to google him. Jesus Christ he's terrible. I couldn't get through even a minute of this garbage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvZJI8rerWA

lmao. this cunt seems to be pretty highly rated?!

idunnosomename

Did i slip into some horrible alternate universe where no one told landfill indie to fuck off


PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: The Mollusk on October 01, 2021, 07:20:25 AM
I wonder if there's any notable link between doing up the top button on your Fred Perry shirt, starving the oxygen to your brain and listening to shite like The Lathums.

Band name sounds like ole timey disease

purlieu


Pink Gregory

Quote from: chveik on October 01, 2021, 07:29:31 AM
lmao. this cunt seems to be pretty highly rated?!

'alright going to give this a chance'

'UH HIT RUCK BATTAM'

'lol nah'

Sebastian Cobb

little medley of awful recentish music here courtesy of btec grime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvE0jhOL1mo

Kankurette

#111
Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on October 01, 2021, 07:07:20 PM
little medley of awful recentish music here courtesy of btec grime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvE0jhOL1mo
The one with the red hair is quite hot. Still dreadful[nb]No pun intended[/nb] though.

I'm kind of tempted to post the new Space single in here, though it's still better than some of the other dreck in this thread.

Pauline Walnuts

Goes down rabbit hole...

This is alright, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tArTmkNRmfY

It got me [consults notes] Dutty Wine me body.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: OnlyRegisteredSoICanRead on October 01, 2021, 09:03:27 PM
Goes down rabbit hole...

This is alright, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tArTmkNRmfY

It got me [consults notes] Dutty Wine me body.

The most incredible thing about that is the crap production of the video. Obviously the locations are 'nearest suburban field' and 'nearest suburban nature walk' so probably will never look that great but the washed out video and ancient video titling really does make it look 10+ years old when you compare it to the terrible budget dnb track I posted on page 1 that was probably made by a media student with a dslr and a cracked copy of after effects.

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on April 22, 2021, 07:08:43 PM
Heard this the other day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XvC5alnYrw&feature=emb_title

The lead up to the part is bad enough that some of you might not wait the full 60 seconds for it to get atrocious:
https://youtu.be/8XvC5alnYrw?t=60

There's a 2nd MC in there at some point and it's easy to bail before she gets going, although she's better than the bloke.

SteveDave

Quote from: jobotic on May 25, 2021, 10:55:51 PM
God that voice is hideous. The away days twat's is even worse.

Never heard of King Krule so I looked him up. Awful but at least he seems to have more of a background than those obviously put together by a clothes company Skinner cunts.

Once he turned 13 years old, he was given a private house tutor. He was later accepted into the Brit School to study art, where he struggled with discipline initially, but soon found his place.

Poor thing.



purlieu

I think that sums up the landfill indie thing really well: he looks so fucking smug, utterly self-satisfied that he's somehow incredibly authentic and genuine with his shit sounding acoustic guitar playing two chords for a whole song accompanied by a drum machine as if it's anything other than a half-arsed demo. The sort of music that would probably be tolerable if it was presented with humility and tenderness but is utterly destroyed by the yeah I'm a fuckin lad but I'm like in touch with my emotions like everyone should be totally feelin this authentic rock n roll man attitude behind it.

idunnosomename

#118
i mean i feel if he worked on it properly he might be able to get a decent song out of those guitar line ideas. but yeah, sounds like a half arsed demo over a drum machine. which is what it is

QuoteAnd now the world outside
Don't look the same for you and me
Drinking cider in a golf course
Just a distant memory
Down the park and pick a fight
Popping pills all through the night
Fucking waster I suppose
That's the way the water flows
Yeah that's the way the story goes
Sometimes
Just sometimes
Sometimes
Just sometimes
Just sometimes

legend gary learns guitar

edit he's trending tonight. someone gas this arena of cunts
https://twitter.com/morganxcollins/status/1444085505239433217

Glitch King

I blame Arctic Monkeys for all of this.