Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!

[JesusAndYourBush]

Slow news day. Man finds a big chip.

Story: https://metro.co.uk/2021/06/04/man-finds-gigantic-seven-inch-long-oven-chip-and-keeps-it-forever-14719620/



"Bigger than ma phone!"



"Chiiiiiiiiipppp!!!"

[Butchers Blind]

Should've got him to put it on his shoulder.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I had one about that long recently, just eat it, didn't even think to take a photo.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Slow news day. Man finds a big chip.

Story: https://metro.co.uk/2021/06/04/man-finds-gigantic-seven-inch-long-oven-chip-and-keeps-it-forever-14719620/



"Bigger than ma phone!"



"Chiiiiiiiiipppp!!!"

Popeye's looking well. Going to have a hearty meal of oven chips , was Popeye, was he ? Eh? That Popeye.




Popeye.

[Blumf]

No tape measure or ruler in the pictures, I'm calling shenanigans! Chip only looks 6 inches.

[JesusAndYourBush]

No tape measure or ruler in the pictures, I'm calling shenanigans! Chip only looks 6 inches.

[Sebastian Cobb]

That sky remote is pathetic, what happened to the wedge-shaped ones with the rubberised handle?

[imitationleather]

He looks like a very chekky chappie.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

'I thought to myself "that's a big potato" and wanted to show it to my daughter. I just asked her round and said "look at the size of this chip".

this guy's so getting put in a home.

[imitationleather]

Just remembered this pic I took in 2012.

[bomb_dog]

Another entry for the CaB photoshop pantheon of characters? The rate we're going we'll need two Sergeant Peppers to have enough space for them all. What a great poster that'd be though.

[seepage]

That sky remote is pathetic, what happened to the wedge-shaped ones with the rubberised handle?

Having the fast forward and reverse buttons at an angle like that is very disturbing. The old BT TV remote was far better than the current one, too.

On both my smart TV remotes, the buttons I use most, play, stop, ffwd & reverse, are really, really tiny. Loads of space wasted on huge buttons for Netflix, Prime Video & Rakuten TV [?].   

[Better Midlands]

Metro have a penchant for big chip scoops

[imitationleather]

Fucksake, I should've gone to the papers with my 2012 chip.

I didn't appreciate how newsworthy it was at the time.

[Better Midlands]

Fucksake, I should've gone to the papers with my 2012 chip.

I didn't appreciate how newsworthy it was at the time.

You need a fisherman's cap as well.

[BlodwynPig]

Fucksake, I should've gone to the papers with my 2012 chip.

I didn't appreciate how newsworthy it was at the time.

It isn't

[idunnosomename]

That he's still using that panasonic phone is arguably the bigger story

[imitationleather]

It isn't

The Metro begs to differ.

[kalowski]

You need a fisherman's cap as well.

More like a chipperman's cap, eh?

[imitationleather]

I like chips... But I couldn't eat a whole one!!!

[Fambo Number Mive]

He's going to keep it forever? Is he going to shove it up his arse like the watch in Pulp Fiction, sliding it out to show the media? Or pay thousands for a small glass fridge for his mantelpiece, where he can display the seven inch chip and point at it and reminisce?

Just eat it.

[seepage]

I like gigantic straight-cut chips, and I like gigantic crinkle-cut chips, but which is better...?

[imitationleather]

He's going to keep it forever? Is he going to shove it up his arse like the watch in Pulp Fiction, sliding it out to show the media? Or pay thousands for a small glass fridge for his mantelpiece, where he can display the seven inch chip and point at it and reminisce?

Just eat it.

I kept my giant chip in the freezer until I moved house in 2016.

When you are blessed with a miracle you don't let it go.

[Better Midlands]

Must be big chip month

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15124958/boy-finds-worlds-longest-22cm-chip/

[JamesTC]

Many years ago I had a packet of Max crisps. On the cover of the packet it had a huge crisp with a warning below it saying "Not Actual Size". I opened the packet and it had a huge crisp that was just as big as the crisp on the front. I showed my Dad and it we had a right laugh about it. I didn't go to the news about it because I am not a cunt.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Must be big chip month

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15124958/boy-finds-worlds-longest-22cm-chip/

WHY HAVE THEY PUT THE COOKED CHIPS BACK IN THE BAG‽

[DJ Bob Hoskins]

Can somebody please photoshop these big chips onto that balding Bristolian man's medium fry-up so that I can get a better sense of scale? cheers

[Sebastian Cobb]

I missed the origin story with that fry up guy, how do I get up to speed?

That bloke in his dressing gown would be good to while we're at it.

[Butchers Blind]

 I see worlds biggest chip doubles up with worlds biggest cunt.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

God I can't believe the size of that chip