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Welcome Home, Colin!

Started by Keebleman, June 07, 2021, 06:40:34 PM

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Quote from: bgmnts on September 01, 2021, 12:56:07 PM
I suppose you try to rationalise it in your head? The human instinct is to live isn't it? Hell of a thing to live through. As you say, I feel guilty and remorseful over just existing and contributing to the suffering of others indirectly, God knows how it'd be if I committed a heinous crime like that.
I guess that's why so many turn to Jesus. You need something pretty decisive to say "I was a bad person but now I'm a good person!" Being personally saved by an omnipotent supernatural being probably works. But worse for everyone else if you feel part of your penance is to tell everybody about it, over and over, forever.

SpiderChrist

Quote from: dissolute ocelot on September 05, 2021, 01:07:20 PM
I guess that's why so many turn to Jesus. You need something pretty decisive to say "I was a bad person but now I'm a good person!" Being personally saved by an omnipotent supernatural being probably works. But worse for everyone else if you feel part of your penance is to tell everybody about it, over and over, forever.

Every born again Christian I've ever met has had past behaviours of which they were ashamed. Not to the extent of Mr Pitchfork, but alcohol/substance abuse and sexual promiscuity are common.

Do you think Colin Pitchfork's closest friends might call him Pitchers as a form of endearment?  I suppose it's probably a purely academic question....

SpiderChrist

Quote from: Phoenix Lazarus on September 05, 2021, 04:36:17 PM
Do you think Colin Pitchfork's closest friends might call him Pitchers as a form of endearment?  I suppose it's probably a purely academic question....

Forky

kalowski

El Pitcherino, if they're not into the whole brevity thing.

SpiderChrist

Colin "Two Schoolgirls" Pitchfork

Keebleman

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-59354638

Well that didn't last long.  He must have missed the comforting structure of prison life, or maybe he has just offed another young girl (even though he promised he wouldn't).

pigamus

Man who compulsively exposes himself to women, locked up for thirty-odd years where he can't expose himself to women, suddenly finds himself released from prison and ends up back on the wrong side of the law? Scratching my head to work out what's gone on here!

Cold Meat Platter

I think what's happened here, right, is that someone has asked him his nationality and he's replied honestly to that question.

bgmnts

QuoteProtecting the public is our number one priority.

Hmm

BlodwynPig

Judges are daft cunts sometimes

shoulders

QuoteI was informed earlier this evening by the policing minister that double child rapist and killer Colin Pitchfork has been recalled to prison.

Ladies and gentlemen, double platinum selling Grammy award winner Colin Pitchfork!

pigamus

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-59377431

Please don't quiz me extensively about my psychic power, it's a gift, I don't like to talk about it

Famous Mortimer

Quote from: pigamus on November 22, 2021, 09:10:33 PMhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-59377431

Please don't quiz me extensively about my psychic power, it's a gift, I don't like to talk about it
One of the families called it an "ill-judged experiment". That would be trying to light your own farts, not doing the thing the parole board has done hundreds of times before.

FiremanJim

Quote from: pigamus on November 22, 2021, 09:10:33 PMhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-59377431

Please don't quiz me extensively about my psychic power, it's a gift, I don't like to talk about it

This was over 22 hours ago. Surely he's done his time and needs to be released again. Yeah he might try to murder more kids, but on the plus side it would really piss Daily Mail readers off so it must be a good idea.