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Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, August 06, 2021, 04:19:57 PM

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Shoulders?-Stomach!

All cricketing related discussion here, as the previous thread has reached 100 pages

Inspector Norse

A man with a batting average of 2.26 just scored more than 9 of the England team managed

iamcoop

Complete fucking shambles to allow that tail-end pederasty.

Nice to see England's THUG LIFE in waiting get 5 though.

poo


badaids


jobotic

Love this crisp thing. Much better than betting companies.

Nottingham Skips v Cardiff Hula Hoops would sound much better though.

Shoulders?-Stomach!


iamcoop

NORTHERN POWER BOTTOMS VS SOUTHERN ARE BRAVE BOYS

Inspector Norse

Can't wait for its success to inspire a second, lower-profile league for players who don't get picked up in the draft

TONIGHT IN THE NATIONAL HUNDRED CONFERENCE

WAKEFIELD NIK NAKS v PETERBOROUGH SCAMPI FRIES

king_tubby

All the shit players are playing in the now completely discredited one day cup thing.

Thursday

Really says something when it taking that long for the 1st wicket to fall is well above average


iamcoop

Plenty of positives Burns can take away from that 18.

iamcoop



Pranet

Quote from: king_tubby on August 07, 2021, 11:12:37 AM
All the shit players are playing in the now completely discredited one day cup thing.

Watched a bit of the one day cup on youtube and been enjoying it. Still some decent players, and the commentators don't bang on about the atmosphere every 2 minutes.

Inspector Norse


Shoulders?-Stomach!

God Sibley got away with it but Jesus he is absolute fucking bobbins. Not as bad as Jennings but that is literally the lowest bar in history.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

I can now see why people risk a spell in prison for online abuse, they all watched Sibley bat.

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His batting seems to warp time. Feel like I've been watching him here for months yet when you check his individual score it's only increased by about 10.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

What is his actual plan? He must realise even in this side of such paed that he won't stay there on an average of 29, even if he takes 120 balls to get there.

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By the time he's in a position to make a telling score the rest of them will have been bowled out.

Thursday

He is shit, but it sort of works sometimes when Root manages to stay in for a bit, because it means Root doesn't run out of partners so quickly.

Thursday

The problem here is, once this partnership breaks, you look down the order and you expect a few ducks.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

August 07, 2021, 01:51:00 PM #24 Last Edit: August 07, 2021, 02:03:58 PM by Shoulders?-Stomach!
124 ball 28.

Root has scored more runs since passing Sibley than when Sibley was on zero.

Thursday

Sky commentary team doing the thing of talking about not wanting any more interruptions so England can "set a total they can defend."

Aren't we trying to set a total that India won't have time to reach because of rain interruptions? Is it going to be one of those "Root is a coward for not declaring with a lead of 150" situations? (Obviously that's optimistic)

Thursday


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Sibley STILL doesn't get past 30 after 130 balls. Parody of himself.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Bairstow looking like late era Gatting in that cable knit sweater.

Thursday

Really is remarkable how many shit reviews are made.