Welcome to the new look Cook'd and Bomb'd
Started by The Mollusk, August 23, 2021, 07:16:40 AM
Quote from: imitationleather on August 12, 2021, 07:22:41 PMApparently he poured almost his entire fortune in to developing a concept detector that could find hymens.
Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on August 12, 2021, 07:26:30 PMThe Wyman Hymen Find Em™
Quote from: Mr Farenheit on August 23, 2021, 09:02:00 AMQuoteThe Wyman Hymen Find Em™
QuoteThe Wyman Hymen Find Em™
Quote from: shiftwork2 on August 23, 2021, 10:49:25 AMThat this appears to have actually come from the phrase 'batting for Britain' makes me want to locate a light fitting so I can swing from it.
Quote from: gilbertharding on August 23, 2021, 03:00:52 PMMy favourite bit was when Spoiler alerthe drove the white lotus into the sea and it turned into a submarine.[close]
Quote from: Alberon on August 23, 2021, 07:54:53 PMHaving a short break in Shropshire so I was wandering around Ludlow today. They have blue plaques up everywhere but it's mostly just ones from the local council explaining local town history. Dunno what the blue plaque society make of that, but more fool them if they haven't trademarked it. Did see Alastair McGowen in the flesh as well, but I don't think that counts as he is neither a round blue plaque or able to do a passable impression of one.
Quote from: non capisco on August 23, 2021, 11:00:37 PMThere's one in East Dulwich on the road Bon Scott was found dead in a car but it doesn't look official. It says 'Bon Scott 1946-1980 Lead singer and lyricist for AC DC Never Forgotten. Nev'. The official ones don't usually have a bloke called Nev signing off at the end, I don't think. Unless they accidentally started writing 'Never Forgotten' again. Also it says AC DC, not AC/DC. A pedant's nightmare, walking past that every day. Sort it out, Nev.
Quote from: Goldentony on August 24, 2021, 07:04:43 AMhow do we patrol intimacy like a Brazilian death squad then what colors the transit van going to be
Quote from: Zetetic on August 24, 2021, 07:12:49 AMThat's very good. Does The Spectator take pitches?
Quote from: Tony Yeboah on August 23, 2021, 07:55:34 PMI'd like to have a pointless argument please.
Quote from: Pink Gregory on August 23, 2021, 08:02:42 PMNo you wouldn't!
Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on August 23, 2021, 05:14:00 PMI hope Ian Botham wakes up one day and his knob and balls are made of beef.
Quote from: Goldentony on August 24, 2021, 05:41:16 PMif this is good I will fuck my father, this is how confident I am Spoiler alertof it being really good[close]
Quote from: badaids on August 24, 2021, 06:01:14 PMHey, you, get off a my shroud.
Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on August 25, 2021, 07:41:49 AMThe year is 2017. The location is an exposed clough. Your groundskeeper is being wassailed for a successful year of ritual grouse slaughter and drainage projects. Out of the mist runs a poor man, ravaged and bereft....Between sobs and bodily voids you hear his story. "Drug-gaped and dunted, gobbed on and bunted, belted, cunted, snotwrung and shunted" You are 'Uncle Festa'. You must solve the Sex Crime that has occurred on your land. £235 ppGroups of 6-18 welcomeMeals not includedAccommodation not includedHeating not includedWater not includedBasic shelter not included Safety not included
Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on August 25, 2021, 10:43:49 AMI wouldn't stop there, there's a temporal and biological world of fuckdown.- Roundness of the face- Itchy lungs- Jowl redaction- Peppered alveoli- Cobbler's Stoop- Delusions of grandeur- Henged gait- Misshapen grogans - Mingey countenance (not Mangey; see below) - Zimmerman's Faucet- Mange of the regions- Excessive slurping of soup- Despair and paranoia- Suicidal thoughts- Applications for membership of local Freemasons lodge- Bollock hardness- Bollock softness- Excessively middling or mid-par bollock texture- Headbutting walls and doors- Monomania and transphobia - Permanent loss of family and career- Even pet hates you - Penury Lice- Fingal's Leer
Quote from: xxxx xxx x xxx on August 25, 2021, 12:58:28 PMHow the hell do you do cross-thread quoting?
Quote from: idunnosomename on August 23, 2021, 09:02:28 PMi like the idea of a blue plague. everyone catches a disease that make them do rude things
Quote from: Replies From View on August 25, 2021, 02:55:17 PMPrint cunt. Goto 10
Quote from: Rev+ on August 26, 2021, 03:29:38 AMNuance is a furry animal that runs around in the back garden at night for you, isn't it?
Quote from: Kankurette on August 26, 2021, 08:44:40 AMQuoteNuance is a furry animal that runs around in the back garden at night for you, isn't it?
QuoteNuance is a furry animal that runs around in the back garden at night for you, isn't it?
Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on August 26, 2021, 09:50:06 AMPARKLIFE
Quote from: gilbertharding on August 26, 2021, 10:12:01 AMI didn't get it...
Quote from: Fr.Bigley on August 26, 2021, 11:04:05 AMI remember when the Mr porkys logo was a greasy, naked James corden who was being sodomised with a granny Smith apple by an angry butcher. Corden is crying.
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