And wear a fucking mask please
Started by The Mollusk, August 23, 2021, 07:16:40 AM
Quote from: pancreas on August 26, 2021, 12:57:24 PMI believe he is saying Crisps has very little experience of nuance, beyond being dimly aware of its existence.
Quote from: gilbertharding on August 26, 2021, 01:26:59 PMIn that case I get it. I was trying to back-form a pun.
Quote from: Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth on August 26, 2021, 01:55:56 PMI find half the challenge is just trying to keep track of what the question actually is by the time Paxman has finished reading it."Born in 1739 and closely associated with the Vienna Movement, Thomas Vencil was a leading proponent of a school of thought often said to be a forerunner to influential works by Mouse Jacob Francis and Guillaume dé Marseille, whose maternal great aunt was fifth in line to the duchy of Kreppelstonia - the ruling family of which having been overthrown in the Haymarket Rebellion of 1846. Of which invention - now an integral part of the computer security systems, created by Timothy Wyvern, for use in online banking - is one of the leaders of the revolutionary militia reputed to have said, "It is a silly thing and not much use to anyone, save that they find themselves in possession of a confused and hungry goat"?
Quote from: The Dog on August 26, 2021, 06:45:34 PMYou have to think about it a bit, but I'll give you some clues: 1. miso is a type of soup2. stew is a type of soup3. Death by drowning in soup is quite unusual, and would require a coroner to investigate. 4. It would also require a lot of soup. 5. My friend, who drowned, ate a lot of soup6. This made him VERY unpopular7. His life had spiralled out of control recently due to his obsession with soup. 8. Shop-bought soup has a very high salt content.9. He claimed I owed him money, but I did not. 10. So I wasn't that upset when he died. 11. He had fallen out with his soup supplier, a very angry man. 12. This led him to some very questionable sources of soup. 13. Soup is basically liquid melancholy. Hope this helps.
Quote from: touchingcloth on August 27, 2021, 12:02:27 AMIs it the book where the tiger shits in daddy's bed and the sheets were too rough on his anus, then shits in mummy's bed and the sheets were too soft and fluffy, then shits in the baby's bed and the sheets were just absolutely perfect for wiping so he just shits and shits and shits from his bummy bum bum until the house falls down?
Quote from: Bernice on August 26, 2021, 09:55:09 AMMy grandad used to do this, back in the day. He'd nip down to the local bakers with a big syringe full of extra cream, topping up profiteroles and eclairs until they were fit to burst. "Cor," the waifs would say, "what with all the delicious cream inside it, this ha'penny choux bun'll be sure to tide me over til St Swithin's Day. And the solstice not yet upon us!" They were different times, of course, times of community, of loving your neighbours. You probably couldn't get away with it now, because of health and safety, and because the "cream" was his cum.
Quote from: touchingcloth on August 27, 2021, 02:25:31 PMShould have called it Arsed Mate, Rick's, and it's all about Morpheus helping Neo escape from Richard Gere's arse and when you're in the Arsed Mate, Rick's the Sentinels look like scary machines but when you gobble down the pill and escape you realise they're just dead-eyed gerbils, clocking in for yet another shift of scurrying round Gere's colon.
Quote from: JamesTC on August 25, 2021, 02:11:44 PMI estimate that it would take around 130,000 years to suck ever man on the planet off.The great sadness would come when you reach the end and you realise the only man you couldn't suck off is yourself.
Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on August 24, 2021, 12:17:10 AMPosting in here so I get my regular CaB highlights.
Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on August 27, 2021, 07:55:21 PMSame. Didn't realise there was a new one.
Quote from: Dex Sawash on August 27, 2021, 10:56:15 PM
Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on August 27, 2021, 11:34:14 AMWally Butterworth sounds like the name of a Corrie character. Being thrown out of the Rovers Return for his fascist views, Annie Walker telling him "You're barred, you revolting Nazi".
Quote from: sophie.pilbeam on August 28, 2021, 09:58:07 AM
Quote from: Smeraldina Rima on August 29, 2021, 09:23:03 PM
Quote from: touchingcloth on August 30, 2021, 10:23:53 AMWhat does it mean as a verb? To shove a medal up your arse, specifically, as Ian Rock would say, sideways?E.g. "Sorry, I am disinclined to go for a jog today, for I have just thrice medalled and my anus is like a bouncy castle's filling pipe."
Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on August 31, 2021, 11:29:07 AMCraig David told to 'consider being a bit more abstract'
Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on August 28, 2021, 10:58:16 AMNo context required (I'm not even reading the threads these days so I'm couldn't provide it anyway).
Quote from: Blumf on August 31, 2021, 01:44:06 PMPistol?
Quote from: bigfatheart on August 31, 2021, 01:19:38 PM
Quote from: bgmnts on August 29, 2021, 07:13:29 PMHe was bitten by a radioactive Burton Reynolds.
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