The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW: HAHALLOWEEN III: Shriekin’ of the Witch

[non capisco]

^ Ha ha, ace!

[Better Midlands]

⬆️ Very good

[pigamus]

"The cheese crisis hit the cheesemaking industry. And I read Ned Palmer's book [A Cheesemonger's History of The British Isles] ... and got a little bit obsessed with helping cheesemakers, so I was ordering cheese by mail order ... And I was eating, like, 2kg of cheese in about 72 hours."

Hahaha hahahaha hahahaha fucking mail order cheese cunt. Hahahahahahaha.

[Ferris]

There's a newsagents in the town I grew up in that wouldn't let in kids from my school.  38 years later and it's on its arse - Moscow levels of stock.  I walk past without ever going in because why would my custom be acceptable to them now?

Really laughed at this.

[Glebe]

So grim. Can't help but smirk at that bit of Sissons passing comment on her as he's watching a bit of VT going out, problematic that it is.

"She's even got new tits!"

[Sebastian Cobb]

It's the jeeesus christ that gets me.

[pigamus]

On Magic Alex

clown guitars and plug in wallpaper

[Ferris]

Apparently when McDonalds opened in Moscow the staff were getting training on service with a smile and the general attitude was "why do we have to be polite? We're the ones with the burgers."

I'm getting dead into Moscow-based humour apparently.

[Paul Calf]

Recently-added poll option in the New Theme thread:

it will be better when we are all allowed to press our penises together onto it

[pancreas]

Calling that for Replies. Amirite?

[Replies From View]

Calling that for Replies. Amirite?

You may have won the battle, pancreas

[boki]

In a parallel universe, they got mowed down by a speeding SUV because they refused to follow the instruction.

[touchingcloth]

You may have won the battle, pancreas

But you have not pressed the penis.


















Except he definitely has.

[Egyptian Feast]

In response to a video of bananacuntery at its bananacuntiest:

MAD AS A BOTTLE OF CRISPS

[Sonny_Jim]

Glinner crying face compared to Trump made me lol

Spoiler alert

[close]

[canadagoose]

E127 also makes it hard for those people on low Iodine diets.  They basically have to avoid anything unnaturally red (glace cherries, chicken tikka masala, Glebe's red-raw bellend).

[Glebe]

Awful laughing at a terrible personal condition I have. I'll never have a "confidential, I promise," PM chat with Shifters again!

[touchingcloth]

I never realised the red was due to a condition. I thought it was Glebe's war paint.

[Glebe]

I never realised the red was due to a condition. I thought it was Glebe's war paint.

I've never gone into battle 'tackle out'!

[touchingcloth]

I've never gone into battle 'tackle out'!

And we all love you for it. William Wallace baring his arse for the English? Fuck that - Brits out, bits out.

[jobotic]

Man discovers tiny Holly Willoughby at the side of the road... what happens next will break your heart

[Glebe]

And we all love you for it. William Wallace baring his arse for the English? Fuck that - Brits out, bits out.

You can take our lives, but you'll never take our glans!

[touchingcloth]

You can take our lives, but you'll never take our glans!

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeendom

[The Mollusk]

The fan dividing "Wellard's eye view" episode.

[shoulders]

Hahaha

[pancreas]

In the thread, 'glebe went to bed with dogshit on his hands and it's still there'

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?msg=4768697

[touchingcloth]

In the thread, 'glebe went to bed with dogshit on his hands and it's still there'

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?msg=4768697

I haven't been in the thread or clicked that link, but the title makes me GOL every time I see it.

[Sonny_Jim]

we're all going on a, Willy Holloughby

Daft, love it

[pigamus]

^yeah that one made me laugh as well

[Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead]

Nice bit of business starting here between Cloth and BGMNTS in the northern-accented cosmic bollocks thread.