Beans on toast

[TrenterPercenter]

leave to cool wtf

Oh yeah didn't see that!  Get in the fucking corner with the rest of them sex-crims Drizzle!

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

leave to cool wtf

Yeah, just so they're not still boiling hot and you don't end up scalding the roof of your mouth.

[poo]

what a prick

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

LOL!

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

Oh yeah didn't see that!  Get in the fucking corner with the rest of them sex-crims Drizzle!

Think about it like resting a chicken?

[imitationleather]

What's wrong with a plate? Just put everything on a plate.

Fucking plates. Get a load of the Queen of England here. Us real working class have our breakfast off the same shovel we sort the manure out with.

[poo]

you fucking laughable gnome

[Video Game Fan 2000]

The key to great beans on toast is that beens should have a muchy consistancy and not be hard.  You need to boil the beans for about 5 mins and then leave them to cool for another 5.  This will give you lovely muchy sweet beans.

hold up Dr Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker are about to invent mochi

[TrenterPercenter]

Yeah, just so they're not still boiling hot and you don't end up scalding the roof of your mouth.

That is just eating YOU FOOL!

"Hello, can I eat this lasagne straight away? Don't worry I'll just get in the oven and eat it there nom nom nom"

[Video Game Fan 2000]

isn't that the plot to The Day the Clown Cried?

[TrenterPercenter]

Fucking plates. Get a load of the Queen of England here. Us real working class have our breakfast off the same shovel we sort the manure out with.

Looks good that but no bacon? 


Just imagining AlisonSays delicately balancing his bean pot on that.

[imitationleather]

Looks good that but no bacon? 

HAPPY NOW?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

its not a working class breakfast, its a PMC petit dejeuner unless you're eating off the same dustbin lid your dad beats your pets to death with

[poo]

some people's ideas with beans. It's just mind-blowing shitness.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

HAPPY NOW?

What if the shovel was previusly used to clear up some duckhams hypergrade oil?  Surely that has to taint the meal.

[TrenterPercenter]

HAPPY NOW?

NO; THERE'S NO FUCKING MILK IN THE TEA NOW![nb]The egg is fucked also[/nb] 

[Sebastian Cobb]

the burger van behind my gaff does an all day breakfast for four quid but it's one of lorne sausage, bacon, black pudding, hash brown, potato scone, EGG and beans. Pretty good value really but ideally I'd want two of each and 8 quid is definitely not good value.

[imitationleather]

NO; THERE'S NO FUCKING MILK IN THE TEA NOW![nb]The egg is fucked also[/nb] 

I'll do this all night if I have to.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Its the same shovel

[Video Game Fan 2000]

In Advance of a Broken Arse

[poo]

fucking hell look at the positioning of the egg and beans.

[AllisonSays]

The key to great beans on toast is that beens should have a muchy consistancy and not be hard.  You need to boil the beans for about 5 mins and then leave them to cool for another 5.  This will give you lovely muchy sweet beans.

Leave them to cool?! Christ almighty.

[imitationleather]

It even says on the side of the tin to not boil them.

[shiftwork2]

conflict beans

look what they've done

[poo]

Good ways of doing things that will enrich and enhance your life. Bad ways of doing things that will condemn you to a life at shitness level critical. You choose bad. Why?

[TrenterPercenter]

I'll do this all night if I have to.

Mate it's got ketchup on it.  Ffs.

[Avril Lavigne]

That's too many things to have beans with. Have em with one thing (Hash Brown) or not at all.

[chveik]

i will say this, that Newgate son of a bitch makes a good bean

newgate the bean machine, looking for a bikini wax

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

It even says on the side of the tin to not boil them.

Sometimes you need to think outside of the box, or the tin.  In fairness it's not my idea, I read it in Richard Branson's autobiography.  As a student he used to cook his beans on a hard rolling boil for 5 mins, before letting them cool down a bit.

[poo]

there he goes again with the cooling