Beans on toast

[TrenterPercenter]

should be thrown directly into hell

Oh you're one the them.

Oooo! look at me I only eat the yolks of the eggs because I am some precious medieval King; throw the rest of the egg away, if you see any starving children on the way be sure to laugh in their grubby little faces! 

[AllisonSays]

What's wrong with the bean ramekin? I like it, you can judiciously apply a splash of beans where needed or desired instead of complying with the chef's usually wrongheaded bean placement.

[TrenterPercenter]

What's wrong with the bean ramekin? I like it, you can judiciously apply a splash of beans where needed or desired instead of complying with the chef's usually wrongheaded bean placement.

What's wrong with?! Well it's generally a ploy to give you less beans for starters, the beans are generally not warm enough and are pain to jimmy out with your knife.

We also shouldn't be giving chefs the cover of ramekins if they don't know where to place the beans on a plate.

Have a word mate.

[Avril Lavigne]

Oh you're one the them.

Oooo! look at me I only eat the yolks of the eggs because I am some precious medieval King; throw the rest of the egg away, if you see any starving children on the way be sure to laugh in their grubby little faces!

I DO eat the egg whites but god it's a chore, they taste like metal.

[TrenterPercenter]

I DO eat the egg whites but god it's a chore, they taste like metal.

You should get an underling to chew them up for you and dribble them back on to the plate for you, your majesty

[Avril Lavigne]

You should get an underling to chew them up for you and dribble them back on to the plate for you, your majesty

I'll get you dribbled into a bin!!!

[TrenterPercenter]

I'll get you dribbled into a bin!!!

Now we see the violence inherent in the system.

[itsfredtitmus]

I like beans but not on toast :(

[itsfredtitmus]

Oh you're one the them.

Oooo! look at me I only eat the yolks of the eggs because I am some precious medieval King; throw the rest of the egg away, if you see any starving children on the way be sure to laugh in their grubby little faces!

its gaya

[imitationleather]

I like beans but not on toast :(

Do you put the beans under the toast?!

[itsfredtitmus]

Do you put the beans under the toast?!

Before I eat the beans I make sure they're lucubrated with enough spunk

[Avril Lavigne]

I like beans but not on toast :(

I only like beans on a hash brown.

[Chollis]

i will say this, that Newgate son of a bitch makes a good bean

[seepage]

I HATE beans in a ramekin. As above, they go cold, there's less of them and you have to extracate them somehow.

[Avril Lavigne]

i will say this, that Newgate son of a bitch makes a good bean

I'm just after realizin', I don't know what the fuck I'm doing

[AllisonSays]

Why can't anyone on here gently tip a ramekin, are your fingers too atrophied from typing your inane opinions onto the cookd and bombd forum? Fuck sake.

[TrenterPercenter]

I HATE beans in a ramekin. As above, they go cold, there's less of them and you have to extracate them somehow.

Finally some sense on the matter.


I just think some of you don't really deserve beans if I'm honest.

[TrenterPercenter]

Why can't anyone on here gently tip a ramekin, are your fingers too atrophied from typing your inane opinions onto the cookd and bombd forum? Fuck sake.

Here we go; trying to hide your ramekin perversion behind CaB politics.


Just admit you are a sex criminal and we'll leave things there.

[AllisonSays]

Also, I don't want to get too class war about it but in my house we call it a 'bean pot', ramekin is a bit Thatcher's children for my tastes.

[poo]

beans thrapped to fuck until they go all stodgy, tump of grated cathedral city, lake of hp

[Avril Lavigne]

I have no idea what a ramekin or a bean pot is.

[Cold Meat Platter]

A ramekin is what Stephen Fry calls a male sheep.

[imitationleather]

A beanpot is what we used to keep our ecstasy in.

[poo]

beans in fuckin ramkins and fuck beans by the side. just awful fucking shite human beings. awful

[TrenterPercenter]

Also, I don't want to get too class war about it but in my house we call it a 'bean pot', ramekin is a bit Thatcher's children for my tastes.

you literally have a specialised dish for beans in your house, completely negating your previous argument on chefs allowing you to decide where to put your beans, and you think that is less snooty than saying ramekin. You know what is less snobby than saying "ramekin"? not putting your beans in one in the first place (and then calling it a bean pot).


Told you folks, complete sexual deviant on our hands here.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

The key to great beans on toast is that beens should have a muchy consistancy and not be hard.  You need to boil the beans for about 5 mins and then leave them to cool for another 5.  This will give you lovely muchy sweet beans.

[Avril Lavigne]

What's wrong with a plate? Just put everything on a plate.

[TrenterPercenter]

The key to great beans on toast is that beens should have a muchy consistancy and not be hard.  You need to boil the beans for about 5 mins and then leave them to cool for another 5.  This will give you lovely muchy sweet beans.

Sorry MWLD I already sorted the bean protocol.  This is a valid addition however.

[poo]

leave to cool wtf

[shiftwork2]

fuckin beans man

always conflict