Queen Elizabeth DEAD

[robhug]

hospitalised

this could be the time

fuckin typical innit, the extra bank holiday next year gets binned if she croaks it

[Mister Six]

What an inconsiderate bitch.

[neardark]

Don't think her death will be as big a deal as some are making out to be honest. She will've retired from public duty a few years before it anyway.

[idunnosomename]

"in good spirits"


grave opened

[Huxleys Babkins]

Maybe when Jeannette Charles passes on, her ghost can play the Queen's ghost. Imagining her in the next Ghostbusters, noshing someone off in full regalia.

[Art Bear]

In the Guardian:
They added that the overnight stay was for practical reasons and she was working on Thursday afternoon

I was under the impression that Eno finished this a few years back.

[buttgammon]

I was under the impression that Eno finished this a few years back.

She's doing the remasters.

[Jittlebags]

One thing guaranteed. When she pops her clogs, the Daily Mail will blame Harry and Meghan.

[Butchers Blind]

I hope she goes out in a blaze of glory. Straps a load of explosives to herself, stands atop Buckingham Palace screaming "FUCK YOU, PLEBS!" before squeezing the detonator.

[Blue Jam]

One thing guaranteed. When she pops her clogs, the Daily Mail will blame Harry and Meghan.

...and they definitely won't blame the stress her favourite son might be putting her through right now.

[JamesTC]

Apparently on Wednesday, the Queen was rushed to a nearby hospital, where she was pronounced dead. She was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded her condition to "Alive."

[dissolute ocelot]

In an ideal world they'd transplant her head onto Andrew's body, and she'd have another 30 or 40 years of sweat-free existence. They could chuck his head in a skip or something, maybe pickle it, doubt anyone would care.

[Huxleys Babkins]

In an ideal world they'd transplant her head onto Andrew's body, and she'd have another 30 or 40 years of sweat-free existence. They could chuck his head in a skip or something, maybe pickle it, doubt anyone would care.

What if it ended up in an all-girls boarding school?

[Ferris]

What if it ended up in an all-girls boarding school?

This Is The One Thing We Didn't Want To Happen

[idunnosomename]

Think she might have gone lads

[touchingcloth]

Think she might have gone lads

Is that anything like going mental?

[Milo]

What if it ended up in an all-girls boarding school?

With his reputation?!

[Phoenix Lazarus]

When she dies, Recent Posts will display a horizontal column which solely lists Re: Queen Elizabeth Dead over and over.

[Jittlebags]

With his reputation?!

What me? The thirteenth Duke of Wybourne ...

[idunnosomename]

What me? The thirteenth Duke of Wybourne ...

oh well..... no sweat.

[Milo]

What me? The thirteenth Duke of Wybourne ...

Me? The eighth creation of the Duke of York?

(I looked it up in case he had some other amusing title but it appears not. Pleasingly the second paragraph of his wikipedia article is noncing)

[Johnny Foreigner]

I'm the Earl of Rochester (see picture) and I think the Queen is a bit of all-right.

[Dr Rock]

Apparently she's 'in good spirits' - fuck off, the only time I've seen the miserable cow happy is when she's strangling a pheasant.

[Alberon]

Now you know what she's doing right now.

[Wonderful Butternut]

Apparently she's 'in good spirits' - fuck off, the only time I've seen the miserable cow happy is when she's strangling a peasant.

Fixed.

[Zetetic]

Leaked to The Telegraph about 6 minutes ago:


Medical Certificate of Cause of Death

I(a) Disease or condition leading directly to death	Trans ideology
I(b) other disease or condition, if any, leading to I(a)	Online anonymity
II Other significant conditions contributing to death but not related to the disease or condition causing it	Familial disorder of    sexual preference

[touchingcloth]

Apparently she's 'in good spirits' - fuck off, the only time I've seen the miserable cow happy is when she's strangling a pheasant.

Is she actually in hospital? Please, god, please! Give me this one thing, you heavenly fuck, just this one tiny thing, please.

[Dr Rock]

No she's back at her gaff now

[Alberon]

She"s back at one of her castles now. She's got many years left yet.

[touchingcloth]

Which castle? Shall we "tunnel under it" and "blow it up with high explosives"?