Queen Elizabeth DEAD

[Ambient Sheep]

When the queen actually dies the palace staff and politicians won't actually say "the queen is dead" like in films in case it causes a panic, so they're all supposed to say "London Bridge is dead".

I wonder if that Smiths' album will experience a sales boom when she goes.

[Jollity]

Imagine if she dies on Remembrance Sunday. Or the day before. A great poppy-covered eulogy the like of which has never before been seen.

[idunnosomename]

can confirm: just fisted her cunt, it's stone cold. rip.

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

can confirm: just fisted her cunt, it's stone cold. rip.

come on now

[Midas]

the thought of having to endure the media circus around this is so unbearable i hope she lives forever and ever whilst everything and everyone she's ever known and loved lives and dies around her, so that even in a million years, when her royal heiness has become little more than a Lindow Man with chicken wire hair and eyes like scotch eggs she'll still be scuttling across the desert plains in search of swans to fuck.

[jobotic]

Yes I dread her death.

Chin up Queenie. Here's to another ninety what ever it is years!

[pancreas]

She wouldn't give a shit about my death so ...

[chveik]

can confirm: just fisted her cunt, it's stone cold. rip.

hope you pull through

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

the thought of having to endure the media circus around this is so unbearable

i've heard people say this loads but i honestly don't understand why people just don't pay attention to it like? i've stopped following the news for sanity's sake and i find it hard to imagine the queen's death having even the remotest impact on my life

you can just not follow most media

[Cold Meat Platter]

It'll be ace, don't worry. The gammon backlash over the inevitable jokes will be hilarious.

[imitationleather]

i've heard people say this loads but i honestly don't understand why people just don't pay attention to it like? i've stopped following the news for sanity's sake and i find it hard to imagine the queen's death having even the remotest impact on my life

you can just not follow most media

The Queen's death is going to be different from anything any of us have ever experienced. The entire country is going to have a nervous breakdown.

[chveik]

i can't fucking wait

[idunnosomename]

it's going to be absolutely fucking incredible. it will be so intense people will be killed by it. mark my words.

[imitationleather]

I can only hope I live long enough to see it.

I'm not as young as I used to be, you know.

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

ok yeah it will be mint

[Cold Meat Platter]

https://youtu.be/W4QB1RATiLM?t=30

[Captain Z]

Get your inflatable ALFs in sharpish, that would be my advice.

[Midas]

i've heard people say this loads but i honestly don't understand why people just don't pay attention to it like? i've stopped following the news for sanity's sake and i find it hard to imagine the queen's death having even the remotest impact on my life

i'm also attempting to avoid following the news for sanity's sake but it's the lunatics irl i'm worried about. the nhs clapping/sir lord colonel captain tom o.b.e. m.b.e. p.h.d./phil the greek stuff was bad enough. :))

[Ferris]

Right enough fucking about - let's make some calls.

Ferris sez: on the slab by the 5th of November, country loses its fucking mind until Christmas.

[idunnosomename]

remember she's only 95 +6 months: her mother lived to be nearly 102, and was way more boozy, and medicine just continues to improve. doubt she'll cark this decade honestly. despite my edgelording up thread

[Cold Meat Platter]

I mean why are we even hearing about this if it's not serious, though? Do we hear about every hospital appointment she has? She's 95.

[imitationleather]

remember she's only 95 +6 months: her mother lived to be nearly 102, and was way more boozy, and medicine just continues to improve. doubt she'll cark this decade honestly. despite my edgelording up thread

I'm in the same camp. She's 95. Dunno how many 95 year olds you've been lucky enough to receive blow-by-blow accounts of their health situation about, but from what I understand it's relentless being knackered and ill all the time. She should probably wind down the Queening about all the time, and this might be the start of that happening.

[imitationleather]

Do we hear about every hospital appointment she has?

It felt like we did about her husband for years.

[idunnosomename]

i mean do remember it's not beyond possibility that she could live for another 25 years. more if the imperium of britain put her body on a golden throne

[imitationleather]

There won't be this anxiety once we finally get an indestructible robot monarch.

[Cold Meat Platter]

It felt like we did about her husband for years.

Yeah, you're right actually, and he's still going! Stand down, troops.

[Alberon]

This is just the start of half-reported half-truths about her health. I fully expect her to live longer than her mother.

I don't really cares if she lives or dies (just the same as most people in their nineties that I don't know), but I do want to see Charles as king for enough years to seriously damage the monarchy.

[idunnosomename]

to be fair if i could live in a palace with lots of corgis i'd probably live past 100 too

[imitationleather]

to be fair if i could live in a palace with lots of corgis i'd probably live past 100 too

You'd trip over one and break your neck before you hit seventy.

[idunnosomename]

heckin liability doggos