Salt Bae II - It's salt bae John, you like him, bae and salt isnt it

[hamfist]

No as a customer unfortunately. The guy was always extremely flash. Clearly still is !

[Cold Meat Platter]

I'm pretty sure all this is bollocks anyway. If you search for him on Twitter, for example, it's just a list of loads of articles about people being 'horrified' or similar at the price of a meal with fucking gold plated steaks and plutonium gravy or whatever. Marketing. I strongly suspect all these cunts are in on it and no one eats that shit usually.

[Goldentony]

its a fuggin hamburger yeah but the buns a car mate, nice car aswell, not some shit car

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Just order salt. Have him come around and pour a pound of it out for you and then grab a fist of it and start chewing.

[Norton Canes]

Vault Bae (scroll down)

[hamfist]

Vault Bae (scroll down)

He's doing a Dreamworks Face too. Christ.

[Blue Jam]

Just order salt. Have him come around and pour a pound of it out for you and then grab a fist of it and start chewing.

Nah, that's what Wagamama is for.

[bgmnts]

Can someone here go there and specifically ask for no salt?

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

Yes, but you get killed right there at your table and ground up then he sprinkles you off his elbow over your devastated howling family.

[shoulders]

Can someone here go there and specifically ask for no salt?

Hello there! Thank you for your query.

No!

[Goldentony]

scuse me mate, meals great and all but just wondering could I get a bit of salt?

sure thing sir, BAE? BAE!

[imitationleather]

I'd start to like this cunt if he would do something useful like come round and chuck salt in my Pot Noodle so it actually has flavour like in the old days.

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I've never noticed how much Wizbit looks like an evil melted slice of plastic cheese before.

I always assumed he was a cone of cheddar.