A thread for moaning on and on about how the Marvel films are shite

[chveik]

i like the one that got funded by the military

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all Marvel films should end with 'YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING' and scenes of Bella Emburg and Lieutenant Gruber and George Lazenby with searing character profiles burning into your shit retinas so every time you blink you can see the entire cast of whatever visual babyfood slurry you have been stuffing into the life experience filing cabinets within your undeveloped radon and asbestos infused brain offices.

Stomping past like the dead cast of Dad's Army

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Thor vs Timmy Mallet, TBA

Is Thor any good at word association games?  Really think this could result in the only good Marvel film

[druss]

Thor gets his powers back, brings tears of joy.

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And then he has to keep coming up with synonyms for joy


Come on, let's get it made

[druss]

Thor and the Salty Liquid of Pleasure.

[QDRPHNC]

Remember the #girlpower bit in Endgame where all the women are like "we'll take care of it", then all line up for their big hero shot, then completely fail to take care of it?

[druss]

Remember the #girlpower bit in Endgame where all the women are like "we'll take care of it", then all line up for their big hero shot, then completely fail to take care of it?

Agree with you mate, women can't handle anything, about time someone had the courage to say it.

[QDRPHNC]

Agree with you mate, women can't handle anything, about time someone had the courage to say it.

I was more making a point about how Marvel panders but doesn't have the courage of their convictions.

[Chedney Honks]

Why would a grown man want to watch a film about comics anyway?

Helllllooooo?!

[phantom_power]

Counterpoint: Why wouldn't they?

Get out of that one

[Chedney Honks]

Confirmation of not a mature grown man

[druss]

Why would a grown man want to watch a film about comics anyway?

Helllllooooo?!

It's the sort of spectacle that cinema was invented for.

[Chedney Honks]

Oh yeah? maybe you thinkin about Gauntanamo Bay?

There's only three pure cinema movie makers - F.M. Murmau, Carl Th. Dryer and Billy Wilder. Once you get sound films, it might as well be a kids tv show. You telling me MCU was pre-Code? 😂😂😂

Think again before you open it.

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[phantom_power]

Confirmation of not a mature grown man

Are you saying Eric Morecambe wasn't a grown man? What next

[Chedney Honks]

I will give you Morcombe but Ronald Corbett was not a grown man. He was a man whom I mistake for Ronald Corbett Jr.

[ProvanFan]

When there's a good beam and an evil beam and they're beaming into each other and for a few epic minutes it could go either way, that's my favourite bit and I can't wait to see it again in the upcoming Winker Watson reboot.

[samadriel]

Movies are fantasy bullshit for nerds.

[Dex Sawash]

Has there ever been a hundred pager in film sf before.
Prolly batman v superman

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You mean 100 pages of CaB chat?

[Old Nehamkin]

Without looking them up I would guess Ghostbusters (2016) and Star Wars The Last Jedi.

[madhair60]

the Marvel films are shite

[Dex Sawash]

Didn't want the marvel bruises to fade
<low effort kick>

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Why would I "marvel" at something so utterly pedestrian.

[Butchers Blind]

Don't forget to enrol in your Marvel studies before the next film.

[dissolute ocelot]

Has there ever been a hundred pager in film sf before.
Prolly batman v superman

Film cliches you want to fuck off is on 99 pages.

Although there has been a lot of repetition.

Although there always is.

Always.

[Kermit the Frog]

Has there ever been a hundred pager in film sf before.
Prolly batman v superman

lets get this bastard to 100

[wooders1978]

They are though aren't they?
4, maybe 5, good ones out of nearly 25? Pathetic return

[Dex Sawash]

I dgaf about them at all but like to talk about films. Too thick to watch proper films properly and then discuss them so here I am.