Helicopter nonce

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Sort of like a normal nonce except he does it all in a helicopter

[Joe Oakes]

Twice as dangerous as a plane nonce, as it's far easier to loiter at the school gates in a helicopter.

[Cuellar]

Horrible man

[hamfist]

is this like helicopter parenting ? but for paedos ?

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Neol Edmunds?

[Mr Banlon]

A real Bellsniff

[Goldentony]

whod sign off on his licence, madness, brussels

[shoulders]

Classic Paedo stood on the ground surveying all this new-fangled business and tutting.

[Goldentony]

arguably scarier than tennis court nonce

[H-O-W-L]

As threatening as microlight paedo?

[popcorn]

At first I thought he was merely a helicopter ponce. How naive I was!

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Sellotapes Werther's Originals to the rotor blades to entice young children.