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Bumwagon MOT

Started by popcorn, November 08, 2021, 06:35:18 PM

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popcorn

November 08, 2021, 06:35:18 PM
Just got the results

QuoteFAIL

Do not drive until repaired (dangerous defects)

- Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm Nearside Front [5.2.3.(e)]
- Stop lamp(s) not working Offside [4.3.1.(a)(ii)]
- Windscreen wiper blade defectives Nearside [3.4 (b)(i)]

What a fucking pain in the arse

Glebe

#2
November 08, 2021, 06:48:29 PM
My Titsmoblile had gotten a full servicing - hahaha lads!

Ferris

#4
November 08, 2021, 07:47:50 PM
Quote from: popcorn on November 08, 2021, 06:35:18 PM
Just got the results

What a fucking pain in the arse

Any chance we can request some funds from CaB HQ to fix it up? The Bumwagon is a culturally significant HS Artefact and steeped in much bum-history.

popcorn

#5
November 09, 2021, 12:05:57 AM
Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on November 08, 2021, 07:47:50 PM
Any chance we can request some funds from CaB HQ to fix it up?

Last I checked Glebe had spent the last of the CaB coffers on crisps.

Ferris

#6
November 09, 2021, 12:06:45 AM
Oh for fucks sake. Is that where he got the 100k to bid on that wedding tape?

Hope he's happy with himself.

popcorn

#7
November 09, 2021, 12:14:39 AM
I don't see a way out lads - unless one of us can think of a way to raise the funds, the Bumwagon is headed...

to the scrapheap!!!!

Ferris

#8
November 09, 2021, 02:04:53 AM
[look to camera] *gulp!*

Glebe

#9
November 09, 2021, 05:41:45 AM
Quote from: popcorn on November 09, 2021, 12:14:39 AMI don't see a way out lads - unless one of us can think of a way to raise the funds, the Bumwagon is headed...

to the scrapheap!!!!

BUMMER!

Ferris

#10
November 18, 2021, 02:24:21 AM
Got the cheque for the scrap value of the Bumwagon in the post today: £630 which is honestly more than I expected.

I can send it to Neil for subs or drop it in the HS Art kitty?

Or we can spend it on something really nice, you know? Brighten the place up a bit?

pancreas

#11
November 18, 2021, 02:15:26 PM
What if we put it towards a new electric bumwagon. Much better for the environment.

popcorn

#12
November 18, 2021, 02:33:44 PM
I'm sorry but a bumwagon that does not release noxious gases is no bumwagon at all.

Ferris

#13
November 18, 2021, 02:41:18 PM
We could have one powered by all of us running like the mafia car in Wacky Races?

Would definitely emit noxious gases and be safe for the environment.

GMTV

#14
November 18, 2021, 07:12:47 PM
Advisory on dangleberries [7.6.11iii]

pancreas

#15
November 18, 2021, 09:36:30 PM
Bring Back The Bumwagon
with Justin Lee Collins

Ferris

#16
November 18, 2021, 11:49:58 PM
Quote from: pancreas on November 18, 2021, 09:36:30 PMBring Back Justin Lee Collins
with the Bumwagon!
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