And wear a fucking mask please
Started by holyzombiejesus, November 11, 2021, 10:32:52 PM
Quote from: holyzombiejesus on November 11, 2021, 10:32:52 PMGetting 2 kittens in a fortnight. 2 brothers, black & black/white. My little boy is a fucking idiot and his suggestions so far are 'kitten', 'my little bare bottom', 'nuggety custard', 'Guggle Nunny' and 'Bumpy Tanna'. I used to say I would call two cats Raskalnikov and Kinski but I'm not sure and it's been vetoed anyway. I should maybe not be allowed to name animals as previously I have named other cats McCarthy (after Jon, my favourite Port Vale player), Aidan (as in Moffatt) and Dave. Any ideas?
Quote from: touchingcloth on November 12, 2021, 12:29:07 AMCook'd and Bomb'd.
Quote from: Jittlebags on November 12, 2021, 10:20:20 AMBlofeld and Mr Bond. When you hear the cat flap, you can either do "I've been expecting you Mr Bond", or if it's the other cat "Wrong Pushy".[nb]see Diamonds Are Forever[/nb]
Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on November 12, 2021, 10:36:27 AMImagine standing outside shouting "My little bare bottom, come in now! My little bare bottom, it's time for tea!"
Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on November 12, 2021, 10:36:59 AMWhy not name them after your two favourite CAB posters?
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