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What shall I call our new kittens?

Started by holyzombiejesus, November 11, 2021, 10:32:52 PM

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touchingcloth


imitationleather



PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: holyzombiejesus on November 11, 2021, 10:32:52 PM
Getting 2 kittens in a fortnight. 2 brothers, black & black/white. My little boy is a fucking idiot and his suggestions so far are 'kitten', 'my little bare bottom', 'nuggety custard', 'Guggle Nunny' and 'Bumpy Tanna'. I used to say I would call two cats Raskalnikov and Kinski but I'm not sure and it's been vetoed anyway. I should maybe not be allowed to name animals as previously I have named other cats McCarthy (after Jon, my favourite Port Vale player), Aidan (as in Moffatt) and Dave. Any ideas?

Nuggety Custard is a great cat name you maniac

pancreas

Hannah and Her Sisters
Diarrhoea and Vomiting
Prince and Rew
Nonce and Paed
Cunt A and Cunt B

What's the point of this? You won't take any of our suggestions—all offered in good faith—seriously. You won't call them Cunt A and Cunt B. You're going to end up calling them Flopsy and Cottontail or something equally saccharine. You disgust me and most of my audience.

Pink Gregory



earl_sleek


Fambo Number Mive

Austin and Ted (after the Brass Eye characters)
DCI Jack Meadows and DI Chris Deakin
Del Boy Cat and Rodney Cat

dissolute ocelot



flotemysost

Since reading this thread I keep singing "Guggle Nunny" to the tune of "Sugar Sugar" by the Archies.

Guggle (do do do do do do)
Ah, Guggle Nunny (do do do do do do)
You are a kitty cat
And My Little Bare Bottom, too


On a serious(ish) note, Nugget and Custard could be a cute compromise?

Tony Tony Tony


Dex Sawash


mothman


Johnny Yesno

Quote from: mothman on November 14, 2021, 01:59:57 PM
Neil and Barry.

I know cats are fascists but these dictator name suggestions aren't that funny.

mothman


Johnny Yesno


Dex Sawash


dissolute ocelot


pancreas

Gangrene and Sepsis
Cholera and Dysentery
Syphilis and Leprosy
Chlamydia and Gonorrhea [Shakespeare considers rewrite]
Japanese 'n Cephalitis
Swine flu and avian flu
Alpha variant and delta variant
Good Aids and Bad Aids
MS & ME
Leukaemia and Normal Cancer
His peas and herpes

markburgle

Quote from: imitationleather on November 13, 2021, 10:57:34 PM
World in Action and World in Inaction

Should've been World in Action and World Inaction, just for maximum confusion, impracticality, and pedantry. They could've had a lot of fun insisting upon guests using the correct, minutely differing pronunciations. "No you fool, that's World Inaction. That's World in Action!".

Jittlebags

Labia Minora and Labia Majora. You could get special cat flaps made.

imitationleather

Quote from: markburgle on November 16, 2021, 03:04:24 PM
Should've been World in Action and World Inaction, just for maximum confusion, impracticality, and pedantry. They could've had a lot of fun insisting upon guests using the correct, minutely differing pronunciations. "No you fool, that's World Inaction. That's World in Action!".

This is genius. Going to get my current pair put down so I can get two new ones using this naming system.

mothman

^He will, as well. We all know what he's like.

markburgle

Quote from: imitationleather on November 16, 2021, 06:35:16 PM
This is genius. Going to get my current pair put down so I can get two new ones using this naming system.

My sorrow for indirectly causing double cat-murder is dwarfed by my pride that a thing I suggested has been run with by a stranger. So you're welcome

idunnosomename

these must be cats by now. what are you calling them already

Ferris



markburgle