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Masterchef: The Professionals S14

Started by beanheadmcginty, November 12, 2021, 07:36:16 PM

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Spode

That thing they do when they turn a meringue upside down to see if it's set. But with a roast dinner. And instead of checking it's set, just pouring it over Tom Parker Bowles' stupid Dolmio puppet head.

Straight into the final.

beanheadmcginty

Whenever Parker Bowles disagrees with the other two critics I just assume it's because the chef has sneaked a little bit of shit or spunk into his meal, as it should be.

wooders1978

Yet another week of "two chefs did well, 2 chefs did shit" decision panto

Jittlebags

I quite like it when they occasionally take an extra chef through. Still waiting one where they're so piss poor they take none of the cunts through.

mothman

Relationship top tip: find someone who smiles at you the way Monica smiles at chefs provided they're not female.