And wear a fucking mask please
Started by kalowski, November 12, 2021, 10:32:17 PM
Quote from: poodlefaker on November 16, 2021, 11:42:25 AMFor years he lived in Essex, just outside the M25; his gaffe was clearly identifiable on Google Earth because as well as the usual tennis court and swimming pool there was a full-sized EPL-quality football pitch in the grounds.Prong rating: 7
Quote from: gilbertharding on November 16, 2021, 12:38:07 PMSouthampton do have their own training ground.
Quote from: Glebe on November 16, 2021, 10:17:00 AMSurprised nobody's mentioned Rod's astonishingly awful Graham Norton performance, although be warned, you'll probably want to wipe it from your memory. Move aside Paul Shane! So embarrassing I don't think I could actually watch it again.
Quote from: gilbertharding on November 15, 2021, 01:16:47 PMI like Rod Stewart's voice, I think.As an artist, he's always suffered from... I don't know what it's called, but it was perfectly illustrated for me when I was in HMV once, and they were playing random music like always... and I heard The Motown Song, with its chorus "Bring over some of your old Motown records... We'll put the speakers in the window and we'll go on the roof and listen to the Miracles echo to the alley down below... "By some lucky fluke (or something else, I don't know) the very next tune was When Smokey Sings by ABC, which is essentially a song about the exact same thing - even down to the artist the singer is listening to... except it's not been written by someone who really should have been a blacksmith rather than a lyricist I know Rod doesn't write (most of) his stuff, but he has a knack for picking stuff that sounds like a first draft hack.
Quote"Sex is cool and sex is nice/ Sex will lead you to paradise / I love it."
Quote from: SpiderChrist on November 16, 2021, 01:27:45 PMReally?
Quote from: pigamus on November 16, 2021, 01:33:51 PMEh? You're overselling that a bit. It's a naff song but I've seen far worse.
Quote from: SteveDave on November 17, 2021, 08:35:47 AMThis is like a song written by someone who's never had sex.
Quote"Sex is cool and sex is nice/ Sex will lead you to paradise / I love it/I've done it LOADS of times/You don't know her, I met her on holiday."
Quote"We did it all the ways/normal, from behind and standing up/wooh sex! Sexy sex! I've done it!"
Quote from: SteveDave on November 17, 2021, 10:40:05 AM
Quote from: timebug on November 17, 2021, 10:02:28 AMI have the same opinion of the bloke as a lot of posters. In the Faces, he was great. His first four solo albums, good stuff. Once he went to America and became full time transatlantic tart, I lost interest.
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