QVIN SHUNS MEMBRANCE SUNDAY CELEBRATION

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WHAT A JUTTERING OL HAG



WILL SOMEONE SCRIBE IT ON THE CENOTAPH OR WHAT




WE WILL NEVER FORGET

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

IT IS TRADION

[buttgammon]

WE BRAVELY SEND JAMES MCCLEAN DEATH THREATS 0N SOCIAL MEDIA FOR THIS NO RESPECT!!!!

[Twit 2]

She's got to hand it to them, though. How's she going to hand it to them now?! Fucksake, Liz!

[Mr Trumpet]

Queen confirmed for traitorous Corbynista

[idunnosomename]

Sprained her back while arching it during a vigorous flicking session. No shame in that. Get well soon Lillibet!

[Butchers Blind]

Dead before 25/12. Christmas cancelled. Gouty Charles to address the nation while you try and swallow down your xmas dinner.

[touchingcloth]

DIE CUNT DIE

[touchingcloth]

Dead before 25/12. Christmas cancelled. Gouty Charles to address the nation while you try and swallow down your xmas dinner.

Careful, now. You'll make the Americans think you're talking about the twelfth of Qvinember.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Dead before 25/12. Christmas cancelled. Gouty Charles to address the nation while you try and swallow down your xmas dinner.

Think the whole nation's accepting this by now, more or less a dead cert of Queenie carked before Crimbo. Are the bookies taking bets on it?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

DIE CUNT DIE

Bit much.

[Blue Jam]

Can't they just send Kate Middleton instead and have her idly twirling her hair at the Cenotaph?

[Butchers Blind]

Think the whole nation's accepting this by now, more or less a dead cert of Queenie carked before Crimbo. Are the bookies taking bets on it?

Probably not advertised on their websites, but instore at the window you might still get a good price.

[idunnosomename]

The queen is weighed before and after Christmas dinner to check how much of her has rotted/dropped off

[Blue Jam]

The entire population of the UK and Commonwealth will be weighed before and after the funeral to check if we've shed enough tears.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Still time left to sling one up her if anyone fancies a crack at the remains of the mangy old cunt of death

[Blue Jam]

Nah, you'll get cockblocked by Phil, because he's still alive you see.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Sprain wanker

[Fambo Number Mive]

At ITV and Sky, staff has used the codeword, Mrs Robinson, for years to refer to the death of the Queen.

From britishheritage.com. Is this true? Does seem a rather odd choice.

[buttgammon]

From britishheritage.com. Is this true? Does seem a rather odd choice.

Apparently so, I've seen this cited elsewhere too. Operation London Bridge is the codename for the plans for her funeral etc, so any references to London Bridge must make people who work in the Palace nervous.

[idunnosomename]

If she did die last night it would be terribly bad timing when we are supposed to be remembrancing are brave boys who beat hitler. So probably shelved her to next week

[Fambo Number Mive]

You wonder if there is a tradition to refer to the actual London Bridge or the station by a different name within the palace.

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From britishheritage.com. Is this true? Does seem a rather odd choice.

"God bless" / "God save" references in the opening lyrics of each.


Surface connections like this are all these dang millennials will accept or understand.

[buttgammon]

You wonder if there is a tradition to refer to the actual London Bridge or the station by a different name within the palace.

They change to the Jubilee Line at The Queen is Dead to avoid confusion.

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Personally I think Eleanor Rigby would be better code for the queen under any circumstances.

[pigamus]

The one goes not long after the other. Pretty common, isn't it?

[Captain Z]

The one goes not long after the other. Pretty common, isn't it?

So you think if the Queen dies then Phillip will follow shortly after?

[idunnosomename]

LONDON BRIDGE IS DOWN...

... because it doesn't open. You're thinking of Tower Bridge

[Ferris]

Sprain wanker

Think they prefer "chiropractor" these days.

[Blue Jam]

"Mrs Robinson" is indeed an odd choice because Phil was clearly the DILF in that relationship.