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'I Like My Coffee How I Like My Men...'

Started by Dr Rock, November 19, 2021, 07:27:36 AM

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bgmnts


shoulders

This is subject to a grammatical error.

"I like my coffee; how I like my men!"

AllisonSays


Brian Freeze

I was going to buy Barry Admin a coffee but cant find the link to click on.

A pink coffee.


pancreas



shoulders

Harvested by blighted povvo lepers in the 6th world

Goldentony

causing me to uncontrollably diarrhea myself to unconsciousness

SpiderChrist


Dex Sawash



pancreas


Small Man Big Horse

For £1.69 in Lidl. Though I might pay up to £1.99, but not a penny more than that.

Blumf


Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

seriously is nobody going to say "black and strong" it's going to have to be me isn't it

now I have to sit with my shame

Glebe


Dr Rock

Cheap, tasteless, not very hot, not too sweet, and from the back of a petrol station.

idunnosomename

I'm just going to say covered in bees, but only because I genuinely do like that.


ProvanFan


Chollis



Pink Gregory

Strained through a series of sieves, leaving only liquid.

BeardFaceMan

Passed through the digestive system of a cat.

Inspector Norse

in a cardboard mug with "EVAN" scrawled on it

Inspector Norse

half-finished, forgotten and mouldering on a bathroom shelf

Inspector Norse

spilling all over my keyboard in the middle of a vital Zoom meeting

pigamus

coating my throat in a motorway service station