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'I Like My Coffee How I Like My Men...'

Started by Dr Rock, November 19, 2021, 07:27:36 AM

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Mr Banlon


Dr Rock

Left to stew, then thrown out the window.

flotemysost

Sustainable and brimming with nut milk.

I remember seeing a very silly short film in which a self-conscious looking bloke approaches a surly teenage barista, who reels off the various options (full fat milk, small hole in the lid to let out steam etc.) then yells out his order as "Short, bald, fat, white, with a small prick!" but I can't for the life of me think where I saw it.


buttgammon

With an Italian name that people always get wrong.

Mavis Golightly

In the morning. In the kitchen, on the couch, in bed, in the bath, but never on the loo. I have to draw the line somewhere.

TrenterPercenter

Guaranteed to precipitate a bowel movement

Dex Sawash



mothman




jonbob

Taken from a developing nation in a burlap sack, for me to grind into powder with power tools in my home

• Prepared by a Gen Z'er with blue hair.
• Leaving a hot mess down the front of my trousers.

DrGreggles


Lisa Jesusandmarychain




Tony Tony Tony


Dr Rock

Has to be Colombian. I need about three every morning just to wake up.

Custard

Found in a back alley and leaving a sour taste

icehaven


Tony Tony Tony


Slathered in syrup and horrifying the purists.

Also no teeth breaking biscuits please.

flotemysost

Ends up in the compost bin when I'm finished.


Cloud

Inside me within a couple of minutes of spooning so I can get on with my day

flotemysost

Unapologetically pretentious, claims to care about social causes, and leaves me feeling like an uncultured tryhard.

pancreas

sprinkled with cinnamon ... it's just a lovely ingredient.