"At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth; But like of each thing that in season grows."
Started by madhair60, November 21, 2021, 01:43:14 PM
Quote from: Mavis Golightly on November 21, 2021, 04:23:11 PMSo if there's no erections in Heaven, does that mean they're only allowed in Hell? Asking for a friend, naturally.
Quote from: bgmnts on November 21, 2021, 05:40:30 PMDo the billions who lived before jesus get a chance to prove their worthiness?
Quote from: chveik on November 21, 2021, 07:09:14 PMthe virtuous non-christians (greek philosophers and the like)
Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on November 21, 2021, 05:08:41 PMThomas Aquinas once said that the greatest pleasure of heaven was being able to look down and see everyone in hell being full stalk.
Quote from: chveik on November 21, 2021, 07:10:00 PMdp
Quote from: idunnosomename on November 21, 2021, 10:51:31 PMthats cause he was so fucking fat he couldnt see his own cock
Quote from: kalowski on November 22, 2021, 06:47:25 AMOnly have an erection in heaven if you had one when you die. So Michael Hutchence, David Carradine and Stephen Milligan have permanent heavenly hard-ons.
Quote from: Dr Rock on November 22, 2021, 11:09:11 AMWhen Jesus says to the thief on the cross next to him that he's going to get into Heaven, how did the Gospel writers know that?
Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on November 21, 2021, 02:09:10 PMImagine never worrying about having following through. No ear-hair. No dead skin
Quote from: Cold Meat Platter on November 21, 2021, 09:40:07 PMIn heaven everyone has constant boners and wide-ons and it's no big deal at all.
Quote from: idunnosomename on November 22, 2021, 12:15:11 PMwell that's only in Luke. Luke tends to have more dramatic, human elements interpolated from an unknown source (or yes, made up to illustrate "greater truths", fine). There were people around the cross the whole time, the Romans cut it short by breaking the legs of anyone who hadnt died yet so it wouldnt run over into the sabbath. So plausibly anything Jesus said could've been overheard.The Gospel writers arent pretending to be first-hand, with the possible exception of John (who might be trying to imply he was the "Disciple that Jesus loved" who is the only Apostle that doesnt run away and is present at the crucifixion). But they're historians writing a generation or so later. No one disputes that
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