This is embarrassing. Turns out we have been misreading the lyrics to Moon River

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The actual title is "Bland Penis" and as you can imagine the rest of the lyrics follow accordingly

[Fambo Number Mive]

So glad I'm not a Frank Sinatra tribute act right now. Or at any other time, come to think of it.

What about "New York, New York"? Was Sinatra actually singing about his love of vanilla icecream? I've often wondered this.

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hang on I need to check that one

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lol yeah it turns out he was singing about trying to keep woodlice as pets in a shoebox and not knowing what they like to eat, so they all died

[Goldentony]

moon river
river on the moon
wouldnt hapen at all
load of nonsense

class opener

[Captain Z]

Moon river
He's the man, the man with the bland penis

[Glebe]

Moon River
Wider than an anus
My Huckleberry anus
Etc.

[ImmaculateClump]

Baboon frigger
fliiiiick-noff a baboon
like some bestial loon
from spaaaaaace

(wipes away tear)