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pancreas secretly loves football

Started by Replies From View, November 23, 2021, 01:02:57 PM

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Spoon of Ploff



"He's football crazy, he's football mad and the football, it has robbed him of the wee bit of sense he had."

Not my words, but the words of pancreas' wife, Mrs. Irene pancreas.

poo

I reckon he doesn't really like football and you're just "having a laugh" about it.

Ferris


Rizla

Nah, the only ball this cunt loves has "Farrow and" in front of it.

Glebe

He's always trying to explain the 'offside rule' (?) to everyone!

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Quote from: poo on November 23, 2021, 04:12:16 PMI reckon he doesn't really like football and you're just "having a laugh" about it.

Do we look like we're being anything other than deadly serious?!

Catalogue of ills

I have it on good authority that his favourite team is Tottenham Frotspur

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Quote from: Catalogue of ills on November 23, 2021, 06:31:16 PMI have it on good authority that his favourite team is Tottenham Frotspur

good lord!


Ferris

He wants to be getting a joke in here for me Clive.

madhair60

you bleedin' are a bloody seminar, mate!!