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Is Die Hard a Christmas film?

Started by madhair60, November 24, 2021, 11:54:00 AM

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madhair60

hahaha just kidding, fuck off (does "wank" motion, mimes cum spurting out, blows raspberry)

Here's a thread of the most boring things people can and do say about films.

madhair60

"The MCU is shit", let's get that out of the way lest we derail immediately

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I've never seen Die Hard, if truth be told, but it annoys people so much when I say it's a Christmas film that I'd be an idiot not to.

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Is Home Alone a Home Alone film, or does CULKIN secretly have housemates

sevendaughters

*posts picture of a time that happened in a film to point out it is that time now*

Retinend

which Godfather is better, 1 or 2?

Michael Corleone's transformation over the course of the three films is just....

can I shock you?

actually, my favourite is the third


it's tragically underrated, you should watch it again

JesusAndYourBush

Die Hard 2 also takes place during the Christmas period so you can annoy people by saying that's a Christmas film too.

My favourite Boxing Day film is Die Hard 2: Die Harder.


Blumf

Is Life of Brian a Christmas film? You see him being born on the same day as that Jesus fella.

Dex Sawash


I liked The Godfather Dies Home Alone 3

"You need to go to the theater to get the true experience." Like we're still watching films off VHS on 14" mono portables.

Butchers Blind

My favourite xmas film, How The Grinch Gaped Christmas. Showing on selected websites.

Stoneage Dinosaurs

For fuck sake madhair it's only November!!!!! I SWEAR CHRIST MAS IS GETTING EARLIER AND EARLIER EVERY YEAR!!!!!

BOOM TWO BORING TAKES ON CHRISTMAS IN ONE THREAD

lipsink

I'll tell you what. Jackie Brown is Tarantino's best film.

(leans back and folds arms)

"Actually, Dalton was the best Bond, he was just before his time."

Chollis

Most people don't realise but Robert Pattinson is actually a very good actor

JamesTC

Look at my Elf shirt.

Look at my Elf socks.

popcorn

"Oh you didn't like Avatar? Did you watch it in the cinema?"

"Yes"

"In 3D?"

"Yes"

"In Imax?"

"No"

"Ah well then, you really need to see it in Imax for the full experience"

JamesTC

Sequels are never as good as the original.

Actually, the real villain of the film was society.

Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth

"I can always tell when something is CGI."

QDRPHNC

<my favourite book> should really have been an HBO miniseries instead of a film.


Butchers Blind

It's a remake of course, and you should see the original Romanian version.

QDRPHNC

"Gilliam did a pretty decent job, but I still prefer La Jetée."

no you don't shut up

An tSaoi

"Leave your brain at the door"

"It's not supposed to win Oscars"

and the opposite...

"If you don't like it, why don't you go watch Transformers instead?"

popcorn

Quote from: An tSaoi on November 24, 2021, 04:11:07 PM"Leave your brain at the door"

"It's not supposed to win Oscars"

and the opposite...

"If you don't like it, why don't you go watch Transformers instead?"

Yes all of these turn me murderous with rage. Also:

"It's a stupid Hollywood movie. What did you expect?"

EOLAN

New York City is like another character in the film.

"Episode III is secretly the best Star Wars movie."

An tSaoi