Snooker 2022

[mippy]

Kyren's 30th was themed around Peaky Blinders, because of course it was.

[dr beat]

Can't believe this has gone to 5-all.

[jobotic]

Bingham's alright inne? He deserves this

Don't mind Kyren either but that Peaky Blinders party...ffs.

[Blue Jam]

Can't believe this has gone to 5-all.

Aye, this is getting pretty mental.

[Blue Jam]

Fuck's sake Kylo

[Blue Jam]

Awwww nice one, The Kitten From Kettering:



Kylo vs Strategies in the quarters, tasty.

[Galeee]

The last thing you'd want at this moment is Rob pouncing on you...

[Blue Jam]

I don't know how anyone can hate Rob Walker. He's not Accidental Partridge, more like a rare example of Totally Deliberate Partridge. Look at him successfully feigning enthusiasm for Yan Bingtao's new carpets here, what a pro:

https://mobile.twitter.com/AccidentalP/status/1480104932913131521

[Blue Jam]

Rob Walker covering Kylo's auntie's birthday preparations:

"That'd be quite a convoy"- oh yes, I bet he loves Lexi too.

Gawd these are so gloriously inane. I wish he'd been on the scene to report from that fucking Peaky Blinders party.

[mippy]

Properly lost it at him trying to say hello to Yan's dog.

[shoulders]

I don't know how anyone can hate Rob Walker.

- The tediously confected mythologising and narrative spinning
- The unearned obsequious chumminess
- The making every single shot "in the context of the match This.
Is. Massive"

[Blue Jam]

Properly lost it at him trying to say hello to Yan's dog.

[Galeee]

I don't hate Rob. He's good at his job - but all that Tigger like enthusiasm would sometimes make me want to kick him.
Especially after an arduous match.

I will regret not seeing him reporting from the Peaky Blinders party till the end of my days.

[druss]

I don't know how anyone can hate Rob Walker. He's not Accidental Partridge, more like a rare example of Totally Deliberate Partridge. Look at him successfully feigning enthusiasm for Yan Bingtao's new carpets here, what a pro:

https://mobile.twitter.com/AccidentalP/status/1480104932913131521

That was incredible, was pissing myself at the carpets and dog. Also Yan at the end "Sometimes I get angry (such as when Rob Walker will not leave my home)".

[Blue Jam]

Arise Reanne Evans MBE:



CoD still too DEAD SOON to give 'em out I see. Bet Mark Allen still wasn't over the moon for her though.

[druss]

Definitely the best day of the quarters by the look of it. Both very difficult to call, before the Grand Prix I'd have said Robertson would win easily but Ronnie is playing very well and Robbo looked shite for a lot of the first round.

Williams is apparently suffering with long covid and is knackered in the evening so with Higgins playing close to the best he has ever played I think he will win tonight, although if Williams can perform like he did against Yan then it's a coin toss.

[druss]

Robbo looking much better today, I think he will win today.

[Galeee]

Ronnie seems to take a lot longer to warm up nowadays, and what with always leaving a red on the break off, and Robbo's long potting skills, I think you're right

[druss]

Ronnie seems to take a lot longer to warm up nowadays, and what with always leaving a red on the break off, and Robbo's long potting skills, I think you're right

Shocking in the second frame, I could have got closer than some of his efforts and I'm shite.

[Galeee]

Wow, is that Ronnie's sitting room? (Not really)  He has a Black Lodge floor.

[Blue Jam]

Wow, is that Ronnie's sitting room? (Not really)  He has a Black Lodge floor.

Was Rob Walker stroking it admiringly?

[DocDaneeka]

Can't stop picturing the great plumes of Omicron every time Ronnie gets to the table and gets the customary G'waaaan Ronnie's.

[DocDaneeka]

John Virgo just said "Neil Foulds one frame away from a place in the last four".

This is why I don't pay for Eurosport.

[Blue Jam]

Bad luck Ronnie. Better pop over to the Shoot-Out and get yourself a few RAAANKIN' POINTS MAAATE:

[Blue Jam]

John Virgo just said "Neil Foulds one frame away from a place in the last four".

Hahahaha

[mippy]

Bad luck Ronnie. Better pop over to the Shoot-Out and get yourself a few RAAANKIN' POINTS MAAATE:

David Higgins
2 years ago
If he just plucked that monobrow for once I'm his life it'd do wonders for his facial aesthetics and take him from a 1/10 to at a 5/10

[jobotic]

Enjoyed that third frame.

Gwan Mark

[Blue Jam]

Another DETHIDER!

Gwaaaaarn The Gout From Gwent

[Blue Jam]

Desislava's hair is looking very glam tonight.

[jobotic]

I quite like McManus but he does lay it on thick doesn't he?

Good game but it's not the moon landing.