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That's all I got two, babe

Started by pancreas, March 03, 2022, 01:50:51 AM

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PlanktonSideburns

Bah dah bah,

Bah da-bah da-bah

Bah dah bah,

Bah da-bah da-bah

Bah dah bah,

Bah da bah da bah DAP


.. 

You're Jung-believeable

Bah dah bah,

Bah da-bah da-bah

Bah dah bah,

Bah da-bah da-bah

Bah dah bah,

Bah da bah da bah DAP


Etc

Spoon of Ploff



frajer

Romeo and Juliet and Bob Too



Ferris

The Jong-Uns

Anarchic '80s sitcom based on a family of North Korean dictators in a student house-share. Either version of Ben Elton (old and good or modern and bad) to write the screenplay.

Would be a good Viz strip actually, should pitch that.

Ferris

Peats, shoots, and leaves.

Agricultural biomass magazine for grammar pedants.

shiftwork2


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Seven, but instead of Gywneth Paltrow's head in the box at the end, it is the head of Jimmy Krankie. Cue Brad Pitt bawling and saying "Noooo, not Jimmy" and stuff.

Goldentony

The Eagles covering Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back) by Eamonn

PlanktonSideburns


Stoneage Dinosaurs

It's the Final Wankdown

*synth riff*

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Goldentony on May 18, 2022, 08:48:12 PMThe Eagles covering Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back) by Eamonn Holmes

Stoneage Dinosaurs


PlanktonSideburns


idunnosomename

what do you call a police officer who cultivates a tree in order to make a longbow out of it?

grow-bow cop

Ferris


Ferris


Stoneage Dinosaurs

Fun fact: Seal's first name is Ron

Captain Z

Craig David doing archery because he's a good bow selector, or something.

Stoneage Dinosaurs

When I was
A young boy
My father
Took me into the spitty
To see a marching glans

Ferris

The game squash but you play it with actual squash plants or bottles of cordial.

PlanktonSideburns

Fartboy slim is guffing in heaven

Fr.Bigley

Quote from: Goldentony on May 18, 2022, 08:48:12 PMThe Eagles covering Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back) by Eamonn

Bravo. Laughed hard.

frajer



The Mollusk


Ferris

Chick-Phil-A

Actually no wait, I can do a royal thing here: Chuck-Phil-A(ndy)