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That's all I got two, babe

Started by pancreas, March 03, 2022, 01:50:51 AM

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touchingcloth

#300
May 27, 2022, 09:11:46 AM
Charlotte's Web, but she just keeps writing this

frajer

#301
May 27, 2022, 09:39:19 AM
eBay listing: well-used copper-bottomed tosspot. No bids.

Spoon of Ploff

#302
May 27, 2022, 12:46:39 PM
biscuit crumb sandwiches. just invented 'em and they're bloody great

Cuellar

#303
May 28, 2022, 07:14:26 PM
Timothee Chalamet packed his trunk
And said goodbye to the circus

and so on

frajer

#304
May 28, 2022, 08:30:05 PM
Quote from: Cuellar on May 28, 2022, 07:14:26 PMTimothee Chalamet packed his trunk
And said goodbye to the circus

and so on

Love it. May I suggest:

Timothee Chalamet packed his trunk
And said hello to Arrakis

PlanktonSideburns

#305
May 28, 2022, 08:39:14 PM
Brilliant both
Too good for here

Get the fuck out

Fishfinger

#306
May 29, 2022, 11:48:00 AM
What if all the bits of a sausage became semi-sentient and started doing what they used to do, like farting and winking, within the intestinal skin.

shoulders

#307
May 30, 2022, 10:11:55 AM
You're as cold as ice

You wank off in Mullerice

Cuellar

#308
May 30, 2022, 11:44:18 AM
Quote from: frajer on May 28, 2022, 08:30:05 PMLove it. May I suggest:

Timothee Chalamet packed his trunk
And said hello to Arrakis

Gold

touchingcloth

#309
May 30, 2022, 11:29:21 PM
Armie Hammer
Have you any wool?
No sir, no sir
Mainly rapes

Cuellar

#310
May 31, 2022, 08:17:54 PM
Recreation of 'Piss Christ' but with Ben Fogle

'Piss Fogle'

frajer

#311
May 31, 2022, 08:26:35 PM
The Hairy Bikers' Guide to the Galaxy

pancreas

#312
June 01, 2022, 12:52:30 AM
Quote from: frajer on May 31, 2022, 08:26:35 PMThe Hairy Bikers' Guide to the Galaxy

i would clap this if i weren't so worried about it coming true

Fr.Bigley

#313
June 01, 2022, 08:28:36 AM
Quote from: pancreas on June 01, 2022, 12:52:30 AMi would clap this if i weren't so worried about it coming true

If Dave gets well soon I'd love it. Astro pancakes etc

Cuellar

#314
June 01, 2022, 09:44:45 AM
'Piss Christ' but with Terry Wogan

'Piss Wogan'/'Piss Terry'

Hex Triplet

#316
June 03, 2022, 09:52:33 AM
Beale Deal = Adam Woodyatt + crisps + drink

PlanktonSideburns

#317
June 03, 2022, 09:54:26 AM
Arm On Van Helden

Hex Triplet

#318
June 03, 2022, 09:54:43 AM
Beale or No Beale. Adam Woodyatt in boxes of different denom-"ian"-ations, Norl Edmund presiding.

touchingcloth

#319
June 03, 2022, 01:35:32 PM
WimpleWrong 2022. Photoshop contest for fucking nuns or something, I don't know.

Stoneage Dinosaurs

#320
June 03, 2022, 02:16:57 PM
Culture Wars: Smiley vs Cancel

Dex Sawash

#321
June 03, 2022, 03:00:21 PM

Avocado toads

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

#322
June 03, 2022, 04:09:02 PM
Wankel Rotary Engine

PlanktonSideburns

#323
June 03, 2022, 04:10:29 PM

pancreas

#324
June 03, 2022, 06:24:39 PM
Culture wars: Yakult vs Danone

Cuellar

#325
June 03, 2022, 08:32:57 PM
Beefchild

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

#326
June 03, 2022, 08:40:17 PM
Beefchild, meet Porkhead.

pancreas

#328
June 05, 2022, 03:08:29 PM
Gonorrhea Perlman

Fambo Number Mive

#329
June 05, 2022, 04:51:08 PM
Nads' Army
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