Support CaB

Subscribers don't see this.

Recent

Welcome to Cook'd and Bomb'd. Please login or sign up.

July 04, 2022, 03:50:31 PM

Login with username, password and session length

Tip jar

If you like CaB and wish to support it, you can use PayPal or KoFi. Thank you, and I hope you continue to enjoy the site - Neil.

Buy Me a Coffee at ko-fi.com

That's all I got two, babe

Started by pancreas, March 03, 2022, 01:50:51 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

PlanktonSideburns


frajer


Fr.Bigley

Mario Lanza: The great Casserole

madhair60


Fr.Bigley

Kray Bentos, slaaaag flavour in poof pastry

Stoneage Dinosaurs

The condemned footballer Jeff Penalty

Lemming

Shit Country - In A Shit Country

non capisco


non capisco

I'd rather have a bowl of monkey pox

Captain Z

Money box/monkey pox ... must be something in that.

Greg Torso

Quote from: non capisco on May 21, 2022, 12:00:22 AMMr. Loooooverman.....JABBA!

I'll be your loverman
(Shabba!)
since the world began
(Shabba!)
til the end of time
(Shabba!)
cause I am what I am what I am what I am
yuh buck upon Mr Loverman

Ferris

Bummed To Death (Instrumental)

The Mollusk

Quote from: non capisco on May 21, 2022, 12:03:23 AMI'd rather have a bowl of monkey pox

Fuck, I mentioned similar in the thread for it. I didn't steal it. I swear.

Don't worry, he got his cumupparse

shoulders

A door hanger like the 'Please make up my room' ones you get in hotels but to hang on the front door where you live saying 'Please shag my house'.

Dex Sawash


NEON-NAZIS unless @madhair60 has done that already in which case nice one mh60

Goldentony

'shite at his job' remake of Lovejoy, identical but he's shite

madhair60

Quote from: Dex Sawash on May 24, 2022, 05:14:32 PMNEON-NAZIS unless @madhair60 has done that already in which case nice one mh60

i have not done this but i wish I had, I like it

idunnosomename

I NEED AN ARSEHOLE

IM HOLDIN OUT FOR AN ARSEHOLE TILL THE END OF NIGHT

AND ITS GOTTA BE STRONG AND ITS GOTTA BE FAST AND ITS GOTTA BE FRESH FROM A SHITE

I NEED AN ARSEHOLE

Goldentony

posting a picture of your mates wife with the caption I WANT TO BELIEVE

Stoneage Dinosaurs

Had an idea - Emo bands for bald people:

My Chemical Rogaine
Hair Fall Out Boy
Panic! At The Discovery Of Further Thinning

I don't think there are any more, that's why I didn't do a thread

famethrowa

Quote from: Stoneage Dinosaurs on May 25, 2022, 11:56:38 PMHad an idea - Emo bands for bald people:

My Chemical Rogaine
Hair Fall Out Boy
Panic! At The Discovery Of Further Thinning

I don't think there are any more, that's why I didn't do a thread

I got one, Thirty Seconds to Baldness

that's it though

non capisco

Quote from: Stoneage Dinosaurs on May 25, 2022, 11:56:38 PMHad an idea - Emo bands for bald people:

My Chemical Rogaine
Hair Fall Out Boy
Panic! At The Discovery Of Further Thinning

I don't think there are any more, that's why I didn't do a thread

I'm afraid the best I can do is Escape The Pate.

Jimmy Eat....Curls? (dear me, no)

non capisco

How about The Used (To Have Hair)

non capisco

I thought of Death Cab For Cuticles and went 'ah, this is gonna slay 'em in HS Art' but then I remembered that's to do with nails, not hair, isn't it? I think I'm going to have to admit defeat on this one.

The Appleseed.....Bald.   

Stoneage Dinosaurs


Stoneage Dinosaurs

The ultimate showdown:
Daventry Dildos vs. Coventry Condoms

Quote from: Stoneage Dinosaurs on May 25, 2022, 11:56:38 PMHad an idea - Emo bands for bald people:

My Chemical Rogaine
Hair Fall Out Boy
Panic! At The Discovery Of Further Thinning

I don't think there are any more, that's why I didn't do a thread

They could play at the Bald / Balding festival.

More bands announced:

                          New Found Insecurity
Moving Back Forehead     .     Saves The Expense of going to the Barbers
mewithoutHair     .    The Bald American Rejects     .    Funeral for a Friend

famethrowa

Quote from: Smeraldina Rima on May 26, 2022, 02:38:57 AM   Funeral for a Friend

heh... hang on, that's a clever reference to long term baldo Elton! Way too clever for this thread