That thread about that nonce or whatever

[Mr_Simnock]

The old thread was fun due to RFV with their witchfinder general attitude towards those who might dare to date people outside of a certain age range.

[Huxleys Babkins]

He's quite right, of course. Imagine having to have Radio 1 on in the car, or stay up past 11pm. It's just too much to bear, no matter how little cellulite someone might have.

[Mr_Simnock]

My wife likes radio 1 on in the car, and is always in bed by 11pm.........hold on...



oh god

[Butchers Blind]

I guess one of the best things about dating a 17 year old is listening to her talk about what her friends are doing.

[Zero Gravitas]

I guess one of the best things about dating a 17 year old is listening to her talk about what her friends are doing.

Nah, probably the ceaseless lithe pneumaticism.

[willbo]

As an observer I'd say the best thing is how easily impressed they are by adult privilege/access to cool things, unlike those adult lady harridans

[Video Game Fan 2000]

When you talk how there were only four channels you come over like a wizard who's travelled across time and space.

Teenage girls love that.

[Huxleys Babkins]

When you talk how there were only four channels you come over like a wizard who's travelled across time and space.

Teenage girls love that.

"Channels?"

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Exactly. No nineteen year old boy could compete with lore dumps like that.

[jamiefairlie]

When you talk how there were only four channels you come over like a wizard who's travelled across time and space.

Teenage girls love that.

Four?!?!

It was all three channels round here when I t'was lad.

[pigamus]

"And there was this woman with red hair in it called Lilo Lil"

"Keep going, keep going, I'm nearly there"

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Four?!?!

It was all three channels round here when I t'was lad.

You must be the terror of the playground.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

"And there was this woman with red hair in it called Lilo Lil"

"Keep going, keep going, I'm nearly there"

"Guess what colour cheese and onion was"

[Huxleys Babkins]

"And there was this woman with red hair in it called Lilo Lil"

"Keep going, keep going, I'm nearly there"

"I want me pudddddddiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!"

[Icehaven]

As an observer I'd say the best thing is how easily impressed they are by adult privilege/access to cool things, unlike those adult lady harridans

They live at home
They don't have cars
I have a home, I have a car
They like that, they like that

[Utter Shit]

Bit unfair to call the feller a nonce, isn't it? A bit creepy and sleazy, yes, but not a nonce.

...your honour

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Cards on the table, I had a perfectly decent relationship with a top 18 year old Dominique Swain  ( remember her? ) lookalike , when I was 36.
It lasted for six months, we had a whale of a time, we're still in (sporadic) touch with each other, no harm done except she's had all those years of hindsight to realise what a crap shag I was.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Dominique Swain, who starred in the 1997 version of Lolita.

[tourism]

what an endorsement

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Dominique Swain, who starred in the 1997 version of Lolita.

Yeah, that's the one. Remember that scene where she blew her bubblegum and fluttered her eyelids in front of that suspicious traffic policeman?

I suppose, on a good day, I could have looked a * bit* like Jeremy Irons in them days.

Days are gone. :(

[willbo]

disgusting. But teach me master

[Proactive]

Sorry but it's noncey as fuck.

[Small Potatoes]

Ugh. Creepy.

[touchingcloth]

"and governor should anyone closer to home also have for example nonced up a 17 year old child within living memory they should be off the hook too right, just checking?"

"and what with rounding errors and what have you, it's hard to know what's really under age, I mean, when you think about it. Isn't it? Right?"

[Video Game Fan 2000]

I don't think confessing to being a nonce counts as a "humble brag"

[kalowski]

I'd charm a 17 year old girlfriend.
"...And after Atic Atac there came Sabre Wulf. Now this was good but no one was expecting Knight Lore after that. It was something of a revolution in the home computer game market with its isometric grid view, even ignoring the funny twist of turning into a werewolf every evening.
"So, what's that homework? Integration?"

[canadagoose]

I couldn't be bothered with anyone who doesn't remember "the millennium" to be honest. That's more or less my lower limit.

[Cold Meat Platter]

I'd charm a 17 year old girlfriend.
"...And after Atic Atac there came Sabre Wulf. Now this was good but no one was expecting Knight Lore after that. It was something of a revolution in the home computer game market with its isometric grid view, even ignoring the funny twist of turning into a werewolf every evening.
"So, what's that homework? Integration?"

"This music? I think you'll find this is the genius that is Rob Hubbard, wringing everything possible out of the mighty SID chip there. Did you know it only has three sound channels?"

[kalowski]

"This music? I think you'll find this is the genius that is Rob Hubbard, wringing everything possible out of the mighty SID chip there. Did you know it only has three sound channels?"

Hey, what are you doing later?

[kalowski]

I have inadvertently made myself quite nostalgic for a game of Knight Lore or Alien 8. Anyone know a good emulator?
That's better than sex with a 17 year old, I reckon.