Ball, ball, ball, footie, footie, footie: Chant thread

[Bigfella]

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Condescending English bastard! :D

[Bobloblawslawbomb]

Enjoyed the chant aimed at Dagenham and Redbridge keeper Elliot Justham

'You're just a shit Tesco sandwich'

[Harry Badger]

As a young lad in the early 90s, I was always amused by the Aylesbury United 'Chicken Run' chant to unsatisfactory referees:

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL

Of course, at this point, the Exorcist was banned on video so I didn't get the reference. I just took it to be a hilariously over the top insult.

It goes

Super Super Bob
Super Super Bob
Super Super Bob
Super Bobby Taylor

Call yourself a football fan yet you got that so wrong! Embarrassing for you

Heard that in person around the same time as we went down to an 8-0 FA Cup defeat at the Hawthorns.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

Quite like the chant when fans accept that their club is now definitely relegated:
'Que sera sera, whatever will be will be, we're going to Shrewsbury'

[Joe Qunt]

My favourite chant at the minute:

When ye score ye make the Celtic sing
Jota on the wing, Jota Jota on the wing
Every time you're on the ball we know
There's gonna be a show
Our superstar from Portugal

[Povidone]

We've got McGinn!
Super John McGinn!
He's [Insert Current Manager's Name Here]'s man
He's better than Zidane
We've got Super John McGinn!

[robhug]

I've been out of the match day experience loop for quite a while. Do they still piss off the top tier onto rival fans below or is that considered uncouth these woke days? What about shitting into a starbucks cup and launching that?

[studpuppet]

A lot of them foreign teams have blokes who pretty much stand at the front of the stand with megaphones or drums conducting the chanting, barely even watching the game.

Yeah, well, your Eastern European teams have got taped ain't they? They use their clubs' junior games as practice sessions.

[RetroRobot]

Remember my dad covering my ears at a Sheff Wednesday game as a kid as the crowd chanted THE REFEREE'S A BASTARD THE REFEREE'S A BASTARD

[touchingcloth]

Scotch whisky, eggs, mist, tape.  Suffix of hop and butter.  Otherwise, 'Scots' or 'Scottish'. If you'd be so kind!

This doesn't seem right. Try saying "hopscots" or "butterscottish" yourself and you'll see that they don't trip off the tongue nearly as well as the more appropriate "Scotch". Scotch egg, Scotch whisky, Scotch man, Scotch footie huns.

[madhair60]

please gas this house of chants

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

They just don't get it do they

[Cuellar]

They just don't get it do they

Literally no difference between these and the examples in this thread.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Really? Alright then. Fight and win.

[Joe Qunt]

They just don't get it do they

They should be banned from playing it, watching it and thinking about it. Yank bastards.

[Cuellar]

Really? Alright then. Fight and win.

This is good is it:

We've got McGinn!
Super John McGinn!
He's [Insert Current Manager's Name Here]'s man
He's better than Zidane
We've got Super John McGinn!

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I think that's very nice.

[Joe Qunt]

This is good is it:

Yes.

[Cuellar]

Mental

[Povidone]

This is good is it:

Think you'll find it's a masterpiece sir.

Oh and you're welcome by the way, Aston Villa fans.

Although while scottish football and America are present in the same thread I feel entirely justified in posting this (not a chant):

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

He sounds drunk.

[Sonny_Jim]

Limmy looks at you, angrily.

[Povidone]

Doesn't count as patter theft if it's on YouTube pal.

[Paul Calf]

Think you'll find it's a masterpiece sir.

Oh and you're welcome by the way, Aston Villa fans.

Although while scottish football and America are present in the same thread I feel entirely justified in posting this (not a chant):

"Miss wide".

It's like watching kids play dress-up in their parents' clothes.

[Paul Calf]

No, it's like when kids learn some swear words and they don't really know how to use them.

"Yee-haw dagnammit, that ree-fur-ee is a bloody bugger wanker, Chip".

[studpuppet]

Remember my dad covering my ears at a Sheff Wednesday game as a kid as the crowd chanted THE REFEREE'S A BASTARD THE REFEREE'S A BASTARD

I took my six year-old daughter to a League/Milk/Rumbelows/Carling/Carabao Cup game at Arsenal, when Per Mertesacker was still playing, and we had a topless (male) pitch invader. When we got home she piped up to her mum, "I learned two chants today!" I froze for a second before she continued, "One was 'You fat custard, you fat custard' and the other was 'Big Friendly German, we've got a Big Friendly German...'"

[RHX]

Always had a soft spot for this ridiculous one.

[Kankurette]

We've got McGinn!
Super John McGinn!
He's [Insert Current Manager's Name Here]'s man
He's better than Zidane
We've got Super John McGinn!

Or in our case, Barry Bannan the little Scottish man.

[shoulders]

Always had a soft spot for this ridiculous one.

Lovely stuff

[Paul Calf]

I once went to an Easter match to watch Forest away against Watford and there were three blokes on the front row who, every now and again, would chant in perfect three-part harmony:

"Jesus Christ will fucking rise again".

I often think of this, even now nearly 20 years later.