Kinross swinger goes all night

[poo]

Shittest thing that's ever happened

[Norton Canes]

That man has seen things.

He clearly experienced swing-related trauma as a child.

"Look at this, dad! Don't go telling me to get off the swings again!"

"Richard, yer da' died twelve years ago..."

[Huxleys Babkins]

That man has seen things.

Except for his hair for years.

[Goldentony]

ooh john look hes been on that for ages, swinging, on the kids swing in the poxy little twats park for kids, swing swing swing, its been lets see, half an hour!!!!

[Glebe]

Oddly enough saw this after reading this thread yesterday. I wasn't Googling people on swings for some hilarious Photothingy or owt:

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film10/blu-ray_review_156/man_on_a_swing_blu-ray.htm

[Johnboy]

oh that kind of swinger, ah well

[Glebe]

[thenoise]

Something the BBC don't mention is that this was done for charity, on the rotary club Facebook page they mention £823 was raised.

Wow with that kind of money they could have replaced the swing with a slightly nicer swing!

[Glebe]

Swings and roundabouts, innit?

[Kankurette]

ooh john look hes been on that for ages, swinging, on the kids swing in the poxy little twats park for kids, swing swing swing, its been lets see, half an hour!!!!

All American Rejects consider rewrite.

[Better Midlands]

[Icehaven]

I bet he didn't even go all the way around over the top bar. I did once but no one saw me.

[Icehaven]

The documentation will be sent to Guinness World Records and will take up to three months to verify.

What? How does it take... Actually never mind, someone please break this "record" in the next three months just to spite him. And keep breaking it every few weeks just to spite The Guinness Book of Records for keeping such a stupid record in the first place. It wouldn't even be that difficult, just add ten minutes or so each time.

[dissolute ocelot]

What? How does it take... Actually never mind, someone please break this "record" in the next three months just to spite him. And keep breaking it every few weeks just to spite The Guinness Book of Records for keeping such a stupid record in the first place. It wouldn't even be that difficult, just add ten minutes or so each time.

If you die on the swing and just keep rocking back and forth, does that count?

[imitationleather]

They should make a movie about this.