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Aren't grapes brilliant?

Started by Brian Freeze, May 22, 2022, 09:38:22 AM

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Brian Freeze

In the last month we've had them on pizza and in crumble.

What have you done with yours lately?


buttgammon

Shared them with my rabbit. They're one of his favourite (cold red ones straight out the fridge especially) and he nearly snaps your fingers off if you have one.

Pink Gregory

haven't sampled a seeded grape for years, now that you mention it I crave the cronch of a grapeseed

Twit 2

I saw this wino eating grapes.
I was like, dude, you have to wait.

Butchers Blind


shoulders

Quote from: Butchers Blind on May 22, 2022, 09:52:04 AMThe fuck is this?!

Grape with apple and honey on pizza works.

It's sordid of course.

seepage

My favourite wine varietal name is Gamay de Bouze. It's one of the few teinturier Vitis vinifera grapes too i.e. the juice is red instead of white.

TrenterPercenter

Sorry misread title, thought it was another goatse thread.

Dex Sawash

Quote from: TrenterPercenter on May 22, 2022, 10:22:11 AMSorry misread title, thought it was another goatse thread.

I like to chuck em up so it is now


pigamus

Don't see the point of them

It's like eating nothing

Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth


The Mollusk

Ultimate hangover food. Get some vitamins and fluids in you, very inoffensive to consume, tiny little pods of wellness.

Poobum

Do enjoy feeling like a fancy Roman senator.

I eat grapes every day.
Beat that.

Somebody start the banana thread!

TrenterPercenter

#15
I was at this ye olde Roman spa place once and alongside one of the pools were these grapes in a glass box.  After I'd been for a dip I was a bit parched from all the chlorine and what not so I bounded over and took a few of what I thought were complimentary snacks. Suddenly this woman ran over screaming at me not to eat them as they were an ancient relic! Some grapes from history apparently that had never aged.


That's right ladies and gentleman they were the Grapes of Bath.


Fuckitpost.

touchingcloth

Quote from: shoulders on May 22, 2022, 10:09:33 AMGrape with apple and honey on pizza works.

It's sordid of course.

You're thinking of tartlets.

shoulders


petril


you can even make wine out of 'em and get pissed - fantastic!

The Bumlord

Love the little ovoid cunts. Although whenever I buy some, at least half the pack goes off because I am mercurial.

seepage

I love grapes but I couldn't eat a whole one!

seepage

There's a Vitis shuttleworthii grape.

North Americans resorted to wine made from Vitis labrusca, which smells of fox. Lovely. 

Dex Sawash


Paul Calf


greencalx

Is this a deleted scene from Men Behaving Badly?

Butchers Blind

My uncle suffered terribly from these; constantly having flare ups. Often see him sitting on a rubber ring.

Brian Freeze

Quote from: Butchers Blind on May 22, 2022, 09:52:04 AMThe fuck is this?!

Sausage and grape pizza, a J Oliver one.
Fuck his base off and do your own instead though.

I thought we'd get pulled up on the crumble as well to be honest. Rhubarb, strawberry and grape as it happens.

pancreas



Brian Freeze

Sour ones are your favourite.