Comedy lines that just tickle the shit out of you Mk.II

[bgmnts]

"Yes. They even touched my Charlie Browns."

[Dogbeard]

"I've got people lining up to work at this bureau de change!"

[Ferris]

"I've got people lining up to work at this bureau de change!"

All of the bits from The Bureau are superb.

"You can pack your bags - you're aaht!"

[Dogbeard]

All of the bits from The Bureau are superb.

"You can pack your bags - you're aaht!"

I really need to re-watch. Been way too long.

[ERADICATOR!]

"Yes I know what a parking meters are!"

[SpiderChrist]

"

All of the bits from The Bureau are superb.

"You can pack your bags - you're aaht!"

"There's no rules to love."

[agentorange76]

"This milk is too white for me. Almost racistly white".

[Sonny_Jim]

"I just wanted you to know I never read your diary, even though you suspected I did on June 18th 1995"

Bobby Hill (from King of The Hill) is my new favourite sitcom character.

[bgmnts]

"No no spiwit; bwavado; a touch of dewwing-do."

"Uhh, about eleven sir!"

[ColinPopshed]

I've just had my twice-yearly moment where I remember that when Richie is jailed in Bottom Live 2, he admits to Eddie that he used his one phone call to ring the 'Cones Hotline' (thinking it was some kind of boob related sex line I suppose).

So stupid (and dated reference) but still makes me smile

[Pink Gregory]

"

I've just had my twice-yearly moment where I remember that when Richie is jailed in Bottom Live 2, he admits to Eddie that he used his one phone call to ring the 'Cones Hotline' (thinking it was some kind of boob related sex line I suppose).

So stupid (and dated reference) but still makes me smile

"I thought it was code for norks!"

[ColinPopshed]

Haha yes that was it!

[Sebastian Cobb]

"You make me want to forgive Eddie Murphy for everything he's ever said."

[bgmnts]

"Marching up and down the square not good enough for you eh!?"

95% about the delivery though.

[Good Hank]

"Marching up and down the square not good enough for you eh!?"

95% about the delivery though.

Palin's face is brilliant too.

[kalowski]

I've been rewatching Flight of the Cinchords and there's a few great lines in the episode where Brett has been replaced by a cassette.

"Be careful with that. Don't go standing next to any giant magnets."

"Why would I be standing next to any giant magnets?"

"I don't know what you do in your spare time."

[Sebastian Cobb]

I've been rewatching Flight of the Cinchords and there's a few great lines in the episode where Brett has been replaced by a cassette.

"Be careful with that. Don't go standing next to any giant magnets."

"Why would I be standing next to any giant magnets?"

"I don't know what you do in your spare time."

I love the bit where Murray tells Brett when he's driving at night he likes to pretend his car's a bus.

Just how relieved and satisfied he is when Brett approves, like he was going out on a major conversational limb.

[kalowski]

I love the bit where Murray tells Brett when he's driving at night he likes to pretend his car's a bus.

Just how relieved and satisfied he is when Brett approves, like he was going out on a major conversational limb.

Think Murray could be my favourite character. Leggy Blonde is one of my favourite songs.

[Pink Gregory]

"Have you been doing Paul Simon's solo stuff without me?"

"n...no..."

[Beelog]

Sorry if it's already in the thread, but OJ Simpson's death reminded me of one of my all-time favourite lines (from Naked Gun):

"Doctor's say that he has a 50-50 chance of living, though there's only a 10% chance of that"

[The Mollusk]

Murray is so good.

"Hey, ginger balls! You going to a ... dick meeting?"

[kalowski]

"It's not a per diem if it's weekly. It's a per weekem."

[Ferris]

"Listen to the music they have in this club, it's called 'dancing music'".

Followed quickly by talking to the bouncers "I've got a couple of cool guys in the back of my car".

[Ferris]

Also his endearingly naive attempt at renegotiating a 90/10 split with the fake agent.

"How about a reversal? We get the 90, and you get the 10?"

Just love the idea that he thinks that's a reasonable and normal negotiating tactic.

[kalowski]

"When will this meeting begin?"
"Well, Murray, it's already begun."
"He didn't do a roll call!"

[frajer]

(Brett mimes strumming an air guitar after he sells his real one)

Murray: "I can hardly hear it! You'd have to be deaf to hear that."

Fucking love Murray.

[kalowski]

"it's like a chicken and egg situation."
"What's that?"
"You know. What came first? The chicken or the egg?"
"Well obviously the chicken."
"Where did that come from?"
"It came from the egg- oh!"

[Mobius]

I haven't watched it in ages but Murray calling them a couple of jesters makes me laugh

[The Mollusk]

Also love the bit with Murray and Dave

"He may be dead"

"Yeah maybe he did, maybe he didn't, but what did he maybe do?"

[kalowski]

It's a great show.

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